scrooge

1. someone who spoils Christmas

2. a stingy person, a miser

He was a scrooge but he never understood what christmas was about anyway.

by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2009

scrooge

Having sex with a female with protection and then leaving right afterwards and taking the condom with you because of fear of woman trying to get pregnant with stagnant sperm.

Brian: how did it go with that chick last night dude?
Kevin: It was awesome, but she's crazy so I scrooged.
Brian: Totally understandable.

by tollyhobro November 28, 2011

Scrooge

A broad who refuses to show her Christmas spirit by receiving a Santa Claus

Devin: I couldn't get that broad Kesha to let me give her a Santa Claus

Jeff: What a scrooge!

by Trim Reaper December 2, 2009

scrooge

(adj.) the kind of person who is selfish and wishes others harm

"That man is such a scrooge!"

by Shell E. February 19, 2013

Scrooge

When one changes lanes while very close to the car behind oneself.

"I was about to miss my turn, so I had to scrooge this guy to make it into the turn lane."

by NicholasCage September 25, 2009

Scrooge

King

U are such a scrooge

by Ur mummy fatty January 4, 2020

Scrooge

When girl is not willing to give you her anus even though she have one.

Girl: I have a hungry pinky asshole but you cant have it.

Boy: You are such a scrooge.

by Blowee June 14, 2022