Screwvenirs

Lice you catch from screwing someone.

"I fucked that chic and she left screwvenirs all over my dick."

by CrazyJay April 19, 2009

spewveneer

Da coating of ejected fluids and/or solids dat are deposited after an eruption of some kind; can also refer to a chunk or particle of said effluent-film dat you break off and save to remember said explosive release by.

After Mount Saint Helens blew its top in 1980, da entire surrounding area was covered with a thick layer of spewveneer. Da destruction and death-toll from said eruption was so severe and grim, though, dat I dunno if anyone would really wanna take a piece of said tephra home to remember it by, though!

by QuacksO February 17, 2020

screwvenir

An item obtained from a sleepover at a friend's house, often cherished as a token of the fun and memories made during the night, whether it’s a snack, a toy, or a keepsake.

After that epic sleepover, I took home a screwvenir—a half-eaten bag of Doritos, a schoolgirl's uniform, and a borrowed DVD of an Indonesian movie that we watched during the night!

by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025