Screening

1) Its a term that means reading a message and choosing to ignore it or pretend you havent read it.
2) Seeing someone's caller ID on your phone "screen" and then you deliberately let it ring out.

3) A common form of underhanded cheering of video gamers to give them a tactical upper hand by spying / looking at another payers screen (most usually on split screen games) - is often also referd to as screen-spying.
It is mostly unforgivable on 1st person shooters #TC

I went on a date with a banging bird last night, but now shes screening me!

Bro!... Stop sreening me or I'll punch you in the nuts.

by Sygnette May 26, 2018

Dual screening

The art of watching TV whilst simultaneously surfing on a laptop.

Practiced by many at many different levels of expertise, but very few achieve true mastery of demanding sport. Great skill is needed to be both immersed in a TV show/film whilst also multi-tabbing Facebook, eBay and Youtube.

Considered a hobby by most enthusiasts, also known as DSAs (Dual Screen Artists). Like any hobby, specific times are set aside for Dual Screening, and can be practiced for long periods by veterans.

When in this state the DSA is unreachable by other humans, and will not respond to any attempts at communication or other worldly distractions.

Guy 1: Hey bro! Wanna hang tonight?
Guy 2: Nah sorry dude, I'm dual screening tonight, I'm gonna watch Wedding Crashers again whilst skyping my cousin, writing an essay on the first world war and watching kitten videos!
Guy 1: ... Tosser.

Girl 1: Hey baby... I'm feeling randy. Can I come over??? ;)
Guy 1: Kk
Girl 1: Are you dual screening again?!?!
Guy 1: No
Girl 1: Ok well I'm coming ove-
Guy 1: OMG BRUCE WILLIS WAS DEAD ALL ALONG

Guy 2: Hey bro get off the fucking couch! Let's go on a pussy patrol!
Girl 1: Don't even bother. He's dual-screening... he'll be gone for at least another hour.

by Jazzalenko September 4, 2011

Dual Screenin'

Coined by the P-Zig Corporation, "Dual Screenin" is a term used for pretending you are working in the office when you are actually doing something COMPLETELY off task, such as porn, Facebook, or YouTube. Phrase was coined by taking the punchline from a semi-popular online comic where an office employee has a second monitor installed for "fooling around" -- thus, "Dual Screenin" was born as a work safe code word.

Kevin: Hey man, what are you doing?
Will: I'm at work Dual Screenin'.
Kevin: With what?
Will: Facebook.

by r1kon_2 July 31, 2009

Screlting

A term used to describe the upper most part of the female "belt" voice. A chesty mix of sorts, generally accompanied by copious amounts of ping. Screlting in the female voice begins around an F5 and extends upward.

Etymology: Scream + Belting = screlting

Variations: Screlter (one who screlts)

"Christina Aguilera can out-screlt Celine Dion any day!"

"That sure was some face melting screlting!"

by myneckmyback March 20, 2010

screemin scrammin

1.A word to substitute any form of verb taking place at the moment.

2.do work.

1.
man1:"how that pizza bro?"
man2:"shut the fuck im screemin scrammin"

2.
"hey steph what are you doing today?"
"totally screemin scrammin right now"

by DashingMeeK February 1, 2008

screemin ian

When your in a hotel and run out of lube and go get terriyaki sauce and then proceed to sleep in a tub full of it.

Hey did you here the screemin Ian last night.
Yeah I bet he had a sweet and salty mess.

by Shadowfury July 8, 2016

screeling

Monster coming for the Underworld in Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth series. The screelings are almost invicible and kill lot of people on the Keeper of the Underworld's sake.

Bags, it's a screeling !

by nandinie October 20, 2008