a security agent that takes extra pride in 'grasping' their role and 'handling' their responsibilities while 'protecting' flyers 'freedom(s)'
so I hear you are flying for your vacation? Be sure to take extra draws and some kleenex, there's a good chance they may 'come' in 'handy' when you face the TSA wiener screener
by spank e monk e January 20, 2011
Get the tsa wiener screenermug. A person that distract you from your hit on the bong with a stupid story so they can take multiple hits of the bong and then allows you to take a cashed hit
Our friend Aussie is a smoke screener , he never takes just one hit he always makes up a story so he distracts us so he can smoke more then one hit
by meowsierz777 March 30, 2017
Get the Smoke screenermug. by Warren Daniels December 16, 2013
Get the flat-screenermug. by Cellphone watch dawg December 24, 2024
Get the Screenermug. A "gamer" whose gaming consists of wearing Pokemon-themed tank tops to the gym, or picking Zelda in Smash Bros, they are likely the type of person to invite a "friend" over to "game", but just gets railed to the title-screen music. (Credit - BigThighTheScienceGuy)
"I had a great time playing games at Alex's place yesterday."
"Alex is a screener, we both know you didn't play shit"
"Alex is a screener, we both know you didn't play shit"
by That1MadCow December 15, 2023
Get the Screenermug. Similar to beaner; A slur for somebody who spends all of their time on the internet. Typically playing video games.
Gamer 1: Man this guy is such a sweaty fucking screener!
Gamer 2: Aren't you a screener though?
Gamer 1: Maybe...
Gamer 2: Aren't you a screener though?
Gamer 1: Maybe...
by JoeNumber1 March 29, 2022
Get the Screenermug. A person you send nudes with no intention of fucking
A platonic friend you use for critique of your naked body
A platonic friend you use for critique of your naked body
by Blinko345 April 1, 2019
Get the NUDE SCREENERmug.