scotchies

testicles, nuts, or backbone.

"MAN! Grow some scotchies and be a man!"

by JBoog May 30, 2006

Southies

a) Large, fake, scarred breasts; as if performed by a bargain-bin plastic surgeon.
b) Fake boobs that look fresh from the cutting bin.
c) Artificial breasts that appear as if they once sported a zipper.

I would have tipped that stripper more, but she had a pair of Southies.

by NickB. November 3, 2007

Scouchie

A Wall Street Professional

I just got asked out by a scouchie.

by Joy Rain July 31, 2023