Scottsmith

to be obsessed with one or more of the following: hobbits, pirates, gnomes, and the sound "Argggg...(with hook finger)"

That's how Scottsmith rolls in his pirate ship.

by Ladds November 3, 2008

scottsplanation

The act of taking a simple Yes/No question and instead responding with an essay of such absurd and overly long length that people begin to glaze over and start regretting they ever asked

Q: Is the sky blue?

A: Well, it might depend on your definition of blue to begin with. And it's not naturally blue, it's actually colorless until it reacts with the Ultra Violet rays of the sun. And, obviously, it's a completely different color at night. And forget about the pinks and purples at sunrise and sunset ....

Dude, that's a Scottsplanation

by NankerPheldge June 1, 2018

sportsman's double

a mother and daughter threesome

Dude, have you seen meggie's mom? Hells yeah, I think Dustin is working on the sportsman's double!

by Richard Rickleson May 31, 2007

sportsmans double

A threesome with a guy, a mother, and her daughter

The MILF from work invited me over Friday night. We were having some drinks and then, her even hotter 20 year old daughter came home and joined us! I did a sportsmans double with both of them!!!

by Krakoon June 9, 2007

Scottsdale Police Department

The police of Scottsdale, Arizona who have nothing better to do than launch all out investigations of high school parties and the such. You better not get caught smoking weed or drinking a beer underage here or the Scottsdale cops will have your nuts in quite a bind. A routine traffic stop in Scottsdale will usually draw the attention of 3-4 cop cars. Synonymous with douchebags and or pussies. Warning: they feel threatened easily and may shoot with the slightest of movements

The Scottsdale Police Department just showed up and gave out 150 MIC's.

by Jack Boots IV May 4, 2009

no true scotsman

No true Scotsman is a kind of informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect a universal generalization from counterexamples by changing the definition in an ad hoc fashion to exclude the counterexample.12 Rather than denying the counterexample or rejecting the original claim, this fallacy modifies the subject of the assertion to exclude the specific case or others like it by rhetoric, without reference to any specific objective rule ("no true Scotsman would do such a thing"; i.e., those who perform that action are not part of our group and thus criticism of that action is not criticism of the group

Person A: "No Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."
Person B: "But my uncle Angus likes sugar with his porridge."
Person A: "Ah yes, but no true Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."

by Harald Hardrada December 3, 2017

Sportsman's slap

A man-to-man slap on the butt to signal congratulations or comradeship.

Origin: It is traditional in team sports, esp. all types of football, to slap the butt of one who scores a goal or point. Now often also common in athletics and golf.

Increasing becoming popular in business after a contract has been signed, or as way of congratulating a salesman or lawyer who has pulled off a good deal or got a good decision on a case.

1. When Johnny won the swimming race Coach gave him such a firm sportsman's slap his wet speedos slipped right off his ass.
2. "Mary, I won the Brinkman case! The boss gave me a real nice sportsman's slap right on the seat of my Armani suit."

by superjock September 30, 2007