A disgusting old hag with hairs growing out of the wrinkles on its liver spots. She is the mother Pork Scotch and even more scotchy than the Porky Scotcher himself. It is constantly driven around in the Scotchy Mother Wheelchair by Scotchman and Goofy Granny.
Monk: The chair's there! Is the Scotchy Mother here?
Mick: No. Porky just took it out of the half car while he was raising the back seat to make it a bed.
Mick: No. Porky just took it out of the half car while he was raising the back seat to make it a bed.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 29, 2009
The Scotchie Bowler is the must-have fashion item for the discerning Scotchie.
Regional variation of beanie. In almost cases it bears the emblem NUFC.
Regional variation of beanie. In almost cases it bears the emblem NUFC.
Did you see the wee mascot in that gang of charvers?
Aye, he looked geet sweet with his little scotchie bowler on.
Aye, he looked geet sweet with his little scotchie bowler on.
by HRH Prince of Wales December 22, 2010
Someone from the Scotswood (supposedly called "Scotchy") area of Newcastle-upon-Tyne (North-East England). They're too much scumbags to be charvers and they're not proper Geordies either.
One Scotchy Scumbag is a girl (well 16-year-old) who got knocked down by a police car and got killed, and everyone nearby used it as an excuse to kick off a riot.
by Anonymouse 2 November 12, 2010
The vehicle used by Pork Schotch's mother who is even more Scotchy than The Porky Scotcher himself. Goofy Granny and Scotchman Porky Workie take the old bag out in the chair which is normally kept in the half car but was taken out for comical photographs.
Mickus: The Scotchers just left in the half car, lets take some photos in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair.
Monkus: Ok. I'd love to meet the old hag, I hear it's even more scotchy than Fishy MacSwell.
Mickus: Really? Must be very Scotchy then!
Monkus: Ok. I'd love to meet the old hag, I hear it's even more scotchy than Fishy MacSwell.
Mickus: Really? Must be very Scotchy then!
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009
Alternative name for the Pork Scotch Van or half-car after a huge frozen dump was put on the roof of it. The crap thawed out overnight and was nicely baking in the sun the next day before the Scotchers emerged for their daily jaunt to buy barbecue food. Scotchy didn't spot it at first so he drove round with a turd just a few inches from his fat bald koala head.
Bloody hell what's that I can smell?
That'll be Scotchy's Shit-Wagon. He still hasn't persuaded Goofy Granny to clean it off.
Filthy old bastard.
That'll be Scotchy's Shit-Wagon. He still hasn't persuaded Goofy Granny to clean it off.
Filthy old bastard.
by Benny Twadge August 22, 2009
The vehicle of the Porky Scotcher's mother which the important security guard takes her out in. This chair has appeared in comedy photographs taken by Monkus and Mickus.
Quick Monk, get in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair before Goofy Granny gets back and I'll take a photo.
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle July 25, 2009
A small woodland area in the Denton burn / Scotswood area. Local radgies and charvas can be found here at any time during the day. You will often find their bucket sets or stashed motorbikes which have been taxed from the local council estate. Other stashed items include 12gauges, drugs& nokia bricks. Dog walkers also frequent this area, especially ones with lurchers and greyhounds. Local radgies will also go lamping "doon the dene" on a nighttime so beware
by 12gaugetess August 16, 2023