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Systemic Sclerosis

Autoimmune, inflammatory condition causing body tissues to essentially thicken. Also known as Diffuse Scleroderma. There is commonly skin involvement, but in subtypes like Sine Scleroderma only internal manifestations are seen.

(Not to be confused with its less severe counterpart, Limited Cutaneous Systemic Sclerosis aka CREST Syndrome)
"The imaging for Sideroom 3 is back, seems his LCSS is flaring up."
"Wait, wasn't Systemic Sclerosis our main differential?"
"Yes but there was no indication of internal organ involvement on the scans."
by Computerised Rectal Exam January 18, 2024
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multiple scleropissed

An extreme state of drunkenness to such an extent that results in fatigue, difficulty with walking, vision, balance, thinking, speech and co-ordination and loss of control of muscles and bladder control.
I wish I hadn't had that final shot, I went from being drunk to full on multiple scleropissed and had to be carried home. Oh and I wet the bed three times.
by Fatladdc August 27, 2016
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Sclerotia

A hardened mycelium mass that contains both psilocybin and psilicon. Commonly refereed to as "philosopher stones," they produce a trip very similar if not identical to that of the p. cubensis "shroom" species.
Sclerotia is produced invitro, making it much more stealthy and easy to grow as compared to the actual mushrooms the sclerotia is capable of producing.
There are 3 strains currently available:

1.Psilocybe mexicana

2.Psilocybe tampanensis

3.Psilocybe atlantis
Dude! I just ate this sclerotia! I can't believe how amazing this is. I almost have pity on those that say all drugs are bad and are too closed minded to ever improve their lives.
Ha ha Mr. T pities the fool!

Oh my god! I am starting to realize there is so much more to life then buying this materialistic shit!
I need to stop polluting the air and being part of this wretched system. Oh how I love you sclerotia, you have shown me how to be a better and happier person!
by Inner Improvement Movement March 11, 2011
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multiple slurosis

To speak indistinctly so that the sounds run into one another, usually by a person who is drunk or who habitually drinks to excess.
Dude, I have no idea what she said. After that fifth cosmo she was suffering from a serious case of multiple slurosis.
by Bitboy May 29, 2007
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Silenosis

Gifted with an out of proportion enormous penis size, derived from a wood satyr companion of the God of Wine, Bacchus or Dionysus.
Luther was famed by his silenosis to inflict ambivalent orgasms.
by Quixote March 5, 2019
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multiple slurosis

To speak indistinctly so that the sounds run into one another, usually by a person who is drunk or who habitually drinks to excess.
I have no idea what she said. After that fifth cosmo she was suffering from a serious case of multiple slurosis.
by BitBoy June 18, 2007
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Helicopter scarosis

Helicopter scarosis. The fear of helicopters. Like SUPER scared of helicopters
“Oh that guy over there has Helicopter scarosis”
by Man scared of helicopters January 23, 2021
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