Sclerotia 

A hardened mycelium mass that contains both psilocybin and psilicon. Commonly refereed to as "philosopher stones," they produce a trip very similar if not identical to that of the p. cubensis "shroom" species.
Sclerotia is produced invitro, making it much more stealthy and easy to grow as compared to the actual mushrooms the sclerotia is capable of producing.
There are 3 strains currently available:

1.Psilocybe mexicana

2.Psilocybe tampanensis

3.Psilocybe atlantis

Dude! I just ate this sclerotia! I can't believe how amazing this is. I almost have pity on those that say all drugs are bad and are too closed minded to ever improve their lives.
Ha ha Mr. T pities the fool!

Oh my god! I am starting to realize there is so much more to life then buying this materialistic shit!
I need to stop polluting the air and being part of this wretched system. Oh how I love you sclerotia, you have shown me how to be a better and happier person!

Sclerotia by Inner Improvement Movement March 11, 2011

Singular Sclerosis 

The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.

Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.

Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!

Singular Sclerosis by sciflyer.25 April 22, 2020

multiple scleropissed 

An extreme state of drunkenness to such an extent that results in fatigue, difficulty with walking, vision, balance, thinking, speech and co-ordination and loss of control of muscles and bladder control.

I wish I hadn't had that final shot, I went from being drunk to full on multiple scleropissed and had to be carried home. Oh and I wet the bed three times.

multiple scleropissed by Fatladdc August 27, 2016

mibulls sailcloth blindsight lifeline anan rectipetality faultlessly offered scleromalacia neighed catholicate 

mibulls sailcloth blindsight lifeline anan rectipetality faultlessly offered scleromalacia neighed catholicate

"When I played act 2 of Doki Doki Literature Club, Natsuki 'glitched' and said 'mibulls sailcloth blindsight lifeline anan rectipetality faultlessly offered scleromalacia neighed catholicate' to me."

mibulls sailcloth blindsight lifeline anan rectipetality faultlessly offered scleromalacia neighed catholicate by Super Loves Cakes June 18, 2022

indigo sclerosis 

Indigo Sclerosis, or IS, is a short term disease that cant affect your brain, spinal cord, and the optic nerves in your eyes. It is a very rare variation of singular sclerosis. This condition is completely asymptomatic and it is particularly difficult to diagnose. Only by close inspection of the sclerosis will one find a sleight discoloration.

Sammy: Did you hear Matt was diagnosed with Indigo Sclerosis?

Mark: Yeah, he told me he was tired of explaining it to people over and over and that he wished there was more information about it available on the internet.

indigo sclerosis by Dixon_Ticonderoga January 5, 2017

Multiple Sclerosis 

Multiple Sclerosis
A disease that no can can see that you have while you go blind, lose your ability to walk and talk normally and eventually die seven years before you ordinarily would have.
Your immune system thinks your nerve coverings are an all you can eat buffet.

Man:You shouldn't be out in public when you're drunk.
Woman:I'm not drunk. I have multiple sclerosis.

Multiple Sclerosis by Karinmag June 25, 2016

scrotia 

The plural word to describe more than one scrotum

She'd had so many scrotia bouncing off her chin that it now had an indentation

scrotia by Stevo24 April 26, 2006