shirken

The act of a female performing fellatio upon a male while taking a dump. Similar to a blumpkin except the female is shitting, not the male.

Male: "Hey Doll, why are you eating so much fiber?"

Female: "Meet me in the bathroom in 30 and I will shirken the shit out of you and me, Stud!"

by Kwatter June 24, 2014

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Shirk and Jerk

To avoid doing work while on the clock whilst taking care of one's needs. Less euphemistically: to jack off at work.

I was feeling really stressed at work today, so I locked my office and closed the blinds for a good ol' shirk and jerk to relieve my tension before the board meeting. Totally killed the presentation!

by daphunkeefeel1 July 8, 2012

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scirk • smirk • smirkle • shirk • Spirk • scork • Scirocco • Snirk • scark • Scike

scrike

To cry, most random word ever produced in the north west tbh. See also "Mard arse"

"Stop scriking you mard arse."

by Teh win March 31, 2005

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Spirk

A combination of the name Kirk and Spock from Star Trek. Can be used to describe their friendship or a romantic relationship between them, although primarily romantic.

Fangirl 1: oh my god, spirk is totally canon!
Fangirl 2: I know, I just love them together. It's like they're basically already together even if it isn't technical.

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Fangirl 3: Spock and Kirk are such great friends!
Fangirl 4: Yeah, they really care about eachother.

by Spnfanatic August 15, 2016

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smirkoo

When the mungoo chungoos the tanadagoo and then he triple quadsects the The referendom bisects the interlude of the trisector which in turns gives an output quadrilateral trisecting the already trisected bisector and the root of the exponent trisects and is mirrored and transversed across the coordingate plain in turn making the Mara Ganera Sauce.

That dude is like a smirkoo

by This and a that February 20, 2021

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