Schroedinger's rapist

A regular sweet guy walking in the street. However, a woman does not know that he's a regular sweet guy since he's a stranger, so it's best to assume he's out to rape you.

A woman walking alone in the streets cannot determine whether an approaching man is an intending rapist or not until the encounter has reached its conclusion, so it logically follows that every man is both a rapist and not a rapist at the same time.
Rape center, hello, it's about a Schroedinger's rapist. He both has both raped me and not raped me! And he's also a very sweet guy and not a very sweet guy.
by Esa4 September 05, 2019
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schroedinger's date

when an interaction with someone is both a date and not a date, due to one party not clearly defining it as such beforehand
man: this is one of the nicest dates I've been on in a long time
woman: oh, um, is this a date?
man: I mean, I thought it was
woman: I thought we were just friends catching up
man: well, I called you last night to confirm we were still meeting up, which I only do for dates
woman: well, you didn't actually say it was a date

friend: yeah, it was a schroedinger's date. sorry, man.
by whirlpool4 July 01, 2016
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Schroedinger's Bitch

A girl and love-interest that leaves you clueless about your situation together, thus forcing you to state your opinion on it.
YourMainDude: Hey, there's Jessica.
You: Yeah, I've seen her.
YourMainDude: Man, what's your situation with her by the way? You two tight?
You: Dude, she's totally Schroedinger's Bitch.
YourMainDude: Aww man, that's tough.
by GregManson June 21, 2015
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Schroedinger's situation

When you are so broke that you incur penalties causing you to become more broke, thus incurring more penalties.
You are in Schroedinger's situation when you don't have the money to fix a broken taillight, so the cops give you a ticket. You pay the ticket, thereby incurring an overdraft charge. And so on.
by harmless_drudge April 18, 2011
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Schroedinger's Fisherman

Person who makes en extremely discrimnatory post and decides if its bait or not depending on the reaction they recieve
"Guys i really hate *incert minority*"

*possitive reaction* "yeah they suck"
*negative reaction* "dude u fell for the bait lmao"
"You are a complete schroedinger's fisherman dumbass"
by Brainrot Person August 16, 2022
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Schroedinger's USB

When you try to plug in a USB it is in a superposition as long as you have plugged it in once. That's the reason why you always have to rotate a USB twice to actually plug it in.
1: I hate it when I can't plug in USB-sticks!
2: That's a very common problem, it's called Schroedinger's USB.
by LucyKitsune November 19, 2019
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Schroedingers Anus

A theory that describes that you can never be certain that you yourself have ever shat if you haven't seen your own anus while shitting.
"As long as one has not seen their own anus shit, one can never be sure that they have ever actually shat in their life. Which is described as Schroedingers Anus"
by Marsl March 18, 2020
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