corn schooner

A loaf of crap distinguished by the presence of less than fully digested corn.

The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.

by Aftab Noorani II December 9, 2008

bamboo schooner

Australian slang for a bong.

1. Holy shit, look at Tim... He's turning Green! I think he might have had one to many bamboo schooners.

by liamoylan January 13, 2009

Schoolyland

A name for an educational facility that's more of a fun, dreamy place. A way of depicting a school as diverging from the usual connotation of a drab and depressing place.

My magic school bus floated me along to schoolyland this wonderful morning.

by Isabellio@theFace May 18, 2011

Schoolyearold

I made this word up about the 14 year old girl that my friend Ross knows. Basically it means a girl that is young and of school-going age.

OOH NOO, that schoolyearold isn't coming with us, she wouldn't get in!

by J-Eneration May 11, 2004

schoon trubert

To give a blowjob while standing up and bending over, while the person giving the blowjob is standing up too, usually between two guys.

Neil gave Bob the old schoon trubert before an important wrestling match.

by Howie Felter October 29, 2007

Ghetto-Schooner

any car that is riding on wheels so big that it looks like it has wagon wheels and has greater than normal ride hight.

That camaro with the 32"s is a Ghetto-Schooner

by Calvin McClusky August 24, 2008

tuna schooner

A sexual position similar to missionary. Instead of penetration, the male places his johnson in the vagina lips like a hot dog in a bun and rubs back and forth.

Mary wants to stay a virgin, so she asked her boyfriend Harry to give her a tuna schooner.

by Victory92 June 3, 2017