Schoifet Share definition Flag Schoifet (Show-fet) v.To masturbate five times in one day to the same picture or video still. I Schoifetted to a picture of my sister last night. Schoifet by Jimmy the Jewface October 23, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Schoifet mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch