Schmoop

2 fat people having sex with a midget in between them.

"Hey Bill what'd you do last night?"
"I was schmooping with my girlfriend."

"Where'd you find a midget?"

by C-Swizzie October 11, 2013

schmoop face

The face you make when someone asks you to smile but you don’t want to.

“Come on Joce, that’s not a smile that’s a schmoop face!”

by Chichitara September 25, 2023

Schmoop Word Up

Being ridiculous, and quite annoying.

Did you really just flash me? That is schmoop word up.

by Miss All State ...aka the shit March 20, 2009

Schmoop

A alternative curse word that no one can be mad about but is also fun to say

"What a schmoop!"
"That was schmooping awesome!"

by Mallee78 January 24, 2019

schmooping

When relaxed ball sack skin tightens up and becomes walnut like in shape.

When josh got out of the cold water his (balls) were schmooping.

by jogow January 9, 2014

Schmoop Group

A group of schmoopys! Really in name huh? Nothing cult-like going on here.

Schmoopy 1: are you in the Schmoop Group?
Schmoopy 2: shhh! be quiet! yes I am.

by SchmoopyPoopyTheBest December 24, 2023

Schmooping

The act of not doing your homework and finding answers on Schmoop.

He never did the homework and was finally caught schmooping.

by Kei88 May 18, 2017