Schmichael

An amazing person who is rather strange but very sweet inside. Usually seen with a beard and mustache but it makes no difference to his amazing humour. Although sometimes regarded as a btech Emilie he is a genuinely nice person. He is very intelligent but NEVER annoying about it and he is always helpful.

Look at that cool dude
Yeah it's Schmichael he's like that

by rando1234566789 May 20, 2020

schmicko

shhh-MIK-oohhh

adj.

1. An Australian term meaning full of glamour; charmingly or fascinatingly attractive, esp. in a mysterious or magical way.

2. Term used to describe a way of dress, mostly cocktail.

"Geeeeeeeez.... Ewa looked schmicko in her get up last night, she didn't look a day over 15. Wish I was a leap year baby."

by Norton123 January 12, 2008

Schmisek Slap Grab

To slap and then grab in the same motion.

"I think that guy just gave my ass the Schmisek Slap Grab."

by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006

Schmieran

An absoulte fucking fatass who never stops eating.

Mike: Yo Pierre look at Will he's eating again
Pierre: He's such a Schmieran

by AnonymousHamster May 31, 2020

Schmire

(1) A person who particularly loves firewood, fire pits, and spending time around fires; (2) a chopper, seller, or distributor of premium grade firewood.

(1) “Anne, we can’t have a bonfire every single night. I need to study for my final exams!”, I exclaimed, thinking to myself about how much of a schmire she is.

(2) Make sure to head to your local schmire this holiday season so that you can make the most of your time with loved ones around the crackling fire.

by Scotticus Maximus December 21, 2020

Shmice

The beautiful, yet rare coagulation of shit, mud and ice.

Usually found in cold, British winters.

1. "Hey dude, is that shit on your shoe?", "NO IT'S SHMICE TSCHEEEEEEEEEEEEE".

2. "Hey man, did you see how bad England were at penalties?"

"Yeah, they were as good as Shmice".

3. "Spiele mit die shit, spiele mit die shit, spiele mit die shit shit shit shit shit."

by SkillzPayBillz July 10, 2012

Schmierer

The most amazing german name, known for their sense of humour and personality. Very straight foward and focused, don't ever upset a schmierer. Known fact: The first married couple to arrive to australia that weren't convicts were schmierers!

Jane: Omg have you seen her?
Joe: She is totally a Schmierer!

by anonymous53782587423508764837 October 29, 2018