schlub

Unkempt in appearance, either due to lack of effort or lack of awareness. The opposite of metrosexual.

He's a nice enough guy, but he's sort of a schlub.

by bruski July 3, 2004

malignant schlub

A unique insult to keep in your back pocket for when you want to disparage a toxic asshole who also happens to be a dumpy dresser.

Sir, you are a malignant schlub whom I would prefer to imagine does not exist.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019

schlub scrub

Cleaning your dong

Kupe, you smell like sweaty dick. You need a good schlub scrub.

by McKupe March 12, 2015

schluballybub

Word devised by Janet on Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps, meaning the feeling you get when you see someone you love, fancy etc.

^ mentioned all above, nothing more too it

by Summer January 1, 2005

Schaubism

Schaubism - Using or pronouncing a word, name, colloquialism, figure of speech incorrectly particularly in a context where you're acting as an authority.

Brendan Schaub is an American comedian, actor, television host, and retired mixed martial artist.

"How did you pronounce that word? Ha, nice Schaubism."

George Carlton is one of my comedy heroes. Schaubism
There’s a lot of red tape; rings to jump through. Schaubism

by GayOwlOneLove June 1, 2018

Schlubie

Slippery yet squishy.

Ew! Mom, this turtle is soooo schlubie.

by TheMightyMeercat February 21, 2022

Schlibibble

a taste; a little bit of something

you're eating something on the couch at 3am and your friend says "let me have some." you say "no." he says "just a schlibibble." you roll your eyes "ok, just a schlibibble"

also works well with a sad puppy face, "schlibibble...please?"

by KateyKate September 7, 2010