My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.
by NonSequitur January 27, 2009
Get the schlumberdoodle mug.you're eating something on the couch at 3am and your friend says "let me have some." you say "no." he says "just a schlibibble." you roll your eyes "ok, just a schlibibble"
also works well with a sad puppy face, "schlibibble...please?"
also works well with a sad puppy face, "schlibibble...please?"
by KateyKate September 7, 2010
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Thomas: Hey, Grant, what are you doing tonight?
Grant: It's Reading Day Eve! Time to get white boy wasted!
Thomas: Nah, dude, let's get schlamboed!
Grant: It's Reading Day Eve! Time to get white boy wasted!
Thomas: Nah, dude, let's get schlamboed!
by raeraejones October 19, 2012
Get the schlamboed mug.A word coined by an anonymous Puerto Rican from Florida.
Noun:
Sexual intercourse or any sort of sexual conduct that involves bodily fluids. Generally used in place of the word "sex". The fluids themselves are referred to as "schlibbidy deet"
Adjective:
Synonymous and interchangeable with "cool", "great", "awesome", or any other positively reinforcing remark. Can also be used as an adjective to describe something as being sexual in nature. Using "schlibbidy deet" in this context is usually a replacement for the word "coom", indicating excitement.
Given that the word is usually used as an exclamation, it can also be used to mean literally anything depending on the context, similar to any curse word. It is, however, usually used in one of the ways listed above.
Noun:
Sexual intercourse or any sort of sexual conduct that involves bodily fluids. Generally used in place of the word "sex". The fluids themselves are referred to as "schlibbidy deet"
Adjective:
Synonymous and interchangeable with "cool", "great", "awesome", or any other positively reinforcing remark. Can also be used as an adjective to describe something as being sexual in nature. Using "schlibbidy deet" in this context is usually a replacement for the word "coom", indicating excitement.
Given that the word is usually used as an exclamation, it can also be used to mean literally anything depending on the context, similar to any curse word. It is, however, usually used in one of the ways listed above.
"There was a lot of schlibbidy happening at her place last night."
"I'm going to meet up with my friend tonight and get schlibbidy."
"I heard you just landed a new job! That's pretty schlibbidy! Congrats!"
*Pulls out and ejaculates a large volume of semen*
"There's schlibbidy deet everywhere!!!"
"I'm going to meet up with my friend tonight and get schlibbidy."
"I heard you just landed a new job! That's pretty schlibbidy! Congrats!"
*Pulls out and ejaculates a large volume of semen*
"There's schlibbidy deet everywhere!!!"
by Mr. Schlibbidy February 24, 2022
Get the Schlibbidy mug.(adj) one who causes Asian/European-Americans to lose braincells due to one's stupidity; someone who listens to the Fortnite Coral Castle theme song for 10 hours straight
by Eaul Phim February 10, 2023
Get the Schlambadoodle mug.person 1: you've got that scrimbly shwabble blop schrimblebobblopoingey super SCROBLER for sure
person 2: what?
person 1: you're really cool is what I mean
person 2: oh ok, that makes more sense.
person 2: what?
person 1: you're really cool is what I mean
person 2: oh ok, that makes more sense.
by mixer 2 March 16, 2022
Get the that Scrimbly Shwabble Blop Schrimblebobblopoingey Super SCROBLER mug.When an intoxicated female engages in sexual acts with an unattractive male. She later regrets all choices made.
by Steve Marcus January 18, 2008
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