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Schmieran

An absoulte fucking fatass who never stops eating.
Mike: Yo Pierre look at Will he's eating again
Pierre: He's such a Schmieran
by AnonymousHamster May 31, 2020
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schleten

Schleten is a word you can use for things you find to be a combination of used and sexy, like a broken toy that's better because of it.

Can also be used in the way of saying it like "schletiga" it's a descriptive word usually used for a specific type of body part.
"Hey he looks schleten!"
"yeah man! He has some schletiga pattar!"
by EmptyMaskofStrings March 29, 2022
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Schmierer

The most amazing german name, known for their sense of humour and personality. Very straight foward and focused, don't ever upset a schmierer. Known fact: The first married couple to arrive to australia that weren't convicts were schmierers!
Jane: Omg have you seen her?
Joe: She is totally a Schmierer!
by anonymous53782587423508764837 October 29, 2018
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Schliegenhaufen

Varied, used when you cannot pronounce something.

From 2sense, and 2 the Ranting Gryphon. www.ranting-gryphon.com
In...Uh....Schliegenhaufen, New York.

Mr....Uh...Schliegenhaufen!
by pA February 12, 2005
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Schlieffen

To double team someone penetrating the anus, and the mouth, or on a women, the vagina. The origin is a plan during World War I in which the Germans had to fight war on two fronts, or attack two fronts.
My friend and I are going to Schlieffen you until our penis's meet.
by eo2340 June 24, 2014
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Schlieffen Plan

Derived from World War 1, when Germany tried to attack France from behind but still lost.

The modern derivative means 'To go in from behind, and still end up getting fucked'.
"I tried to give her anal, but she pulled a Schlieffen Plan on me. Now I can't walk straight."
by The Bald Garbage Collector February 20, 2020
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schlieffen plan

The Schlieffen Plan, the German General Staff's overall strategic blueprint for victory on the western front against France in the years up to 1914, takes its name from its author, Alfred Graf von Schlieffen. In essence it envisaged a rapid German mobilisation, disregard of Luxembourg, Belgian and Dutch neutrality, and the overwhelming sweep of German armies through Belgium southwards in the back of the French defences pivoting on weakly-held left-wing positions in the province ofAlsace-Lorraine. Paris was not to be taken but to be by-passed in the east. The plans intention was not to conquer cities or industry in order to weaken the French war efforts - the plan was to capture most of the French army and to force France to surrender. Following the speedy defeat of France, von Schlieffen envisaged switching German concentrations to the Eastern Front.

Schlieffen regularly updated details of his master plan as a labour of love even after his retirement from the General Staff in 1905, but his successor, Helmuth von Moltke (the younger) weakened the plan's execution in 1914 at the beginning of World War I, avoiding invading the Netherlands, weakening the German right wing and maintaining forces in the threatened East Prussia. Stubborn French resistance also contributed to the plan's failure in 1914. However, a modified form of Schlieffen's concept proved effective over the same terrain in the defeat of France in 1940 (Manstein's Sichelschnitt).
If at first you don't succeed, try tray again!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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