the mental and metaphysical state of being utterly drunk; a complete outerbody drunkeness; if you dont know if you've been schlarky then you definitely havent been; if you take your girlfriend's shoe off her foot to fight someone over a fart when you've been drinking, then you're probably schlarky
"Dude, I was so schlarky last night I tried to place a phone call to the number 7 four times. Then I passed out at Miami Subs until they kicked me out."
"I think I was schlarky when I told that girl's boyfriend that I flicked his girl's butthole with my tongue. He punched me right in the face."
"I was schlarky when I did the Timex (when you wrap your peen around your forearm) at my parents' Christmas party. 'HEY EVERYONE, LOOK WHAT TIME IT IS!!!!'"
"I think I was schlarky when I told that girl's boyfriend that I flicked his girl's butthole with my tongue. He punched me right in the face."
"I was schlarky when I did the Timex (when you wrap your peen around your forearm) at my parents' Christmas party. 'HEY EVERYONE, LOOK WHAT TIME IT IS!!!!'"
by Bobby Dong December 16, 2007
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by Varanistic November 26, 2020
Get the Schmarmy mug.to feel violated in a perverted way and aroused at the same time. Typically an older male preying upon a younger victim leaving them uplifted and breathless, satisfied fully by the knowledge and experience that a mature man brings to the act of love.
"While it bothered her that he was old enough for her to call him Daddy, his skilled and erotic lovemaking left her feeling somewhat schmarmy."
by Jimmy Pol. January 8, 2007
Get the schmarmy mug.Yoga pants are nice. I really enjoy how schlarmans squeale when something spooks it. Mushrooms are good. Schlarmans have mushroom shaped hair. RAWR. - ----sound of a wild schlarman. If you look a schlarman straight in the eyes it will get a boner. Leah smith did it. Schlarmans are white but also Mexican. Prefers getting rim more than giving it. Likes when Leah bites the small furry bum hair brissles. RAWR says the schlarman.
Schlarman- "Hasta Luego"
Grobe- "Chow"
(Schlarman leaves car)
Grobe (honks horn)
Schlarman- RAWR
Grobe- SCHLARMAN
Schlarman- GROBE
Grobe- ROAR
Grobe- "Chow"
(Schlarman leaves car)
Grobe (honks horn)
Schlarman- RAWR
Grobe- SCHLARMAN
Schlarman- GROBE
Grobe- ROAR
by Schwag13 January 11, 2018
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