Basically, German word for shit. Many uses. Also used as 'fucking (something)'
Mein scheiss computer ist im arsch. (My fucking computer is fucked up in the ass).
So 'ne Scheisse! (that's fucked up!)
Dieser scheiss typ hat mich nicht angerufen. (This fucking guy didn't call me)
Ask the nasty lunch lady what's for lunch, and she could say: "Scheisse mit Reis" (shit on rice)
by dFotze October 4, 2006
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Shit. Shite. Merde. The "S" word. The other word for "Crap"

scheisse is the German word for it. Also known as Shyste
scheisse! This piece of scheisse computer won't work. Oh well. I have to go and take a scheisse.
by 1069 May 30, 2005
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German word meaning shit, not necessarily vulgar but often used by stupid Americans assuming it is. Actually, it is a commonly used word simply meaning feces.
Komm hier, Scheisskopf!

Doffe Amerikannische denke, dass Scheisse ein boese Wort ist.
by psparks April 30, 2007
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German for shit

Also refers to fecophilia (scat), which is a largely German fetish
Essen sie mien scheisse
by Shi-za June 22, 2003
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The German word for "shit".

In this context, "scheisse" is used to describe a negative or unfortunate experience that warrants a one-line response but does not warrant hard swearing.

"Scheisse" is commonly used in an environment where English is the main language and swearing would be inappropriate e.g. around a younger audience.
Person 1: "Hey, good news is I found the problem. Bad news is I can't fix it."
Person 2: "Scheisse."
by Metvor April 11, 2023
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'Scheiss' as a somewhat shorter form of 'scheisse' (shit, crap)
Scheiss in general is often used the same way, as 'fuck' in US Englisch...
In German language, e.g. 'scheiss' (from Scheisse - shit) and 'egal' (equal) becomes 'scheissegal' which means whatever but with an 'fucking whatever' in mind.
So ein Scheiss - What a shit
Was für ein Scheiss hast Du gemacht? - What crap did you do?
by Boerge January 9, 2014
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(German) A noun, pronounced shie-zuh, meaning shit. Can easily take the place of damn
Hey, piece of scheisse! Get over hear.

Scheisse! I forgot to do my homework
by Mike S. Jr. April 12, 2007
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