scheisse

Basically, German word for shit. Many uses. Also used as 'fucking (something)'

Mein scheiss computer ist im arsch. (My fucking computer is fucked up in the ass).
So 'ne Scheisse! (that's fucked up!)
Dieser scheiss typ hat mich nicht angerufen. (This fucking guy didn't call me)
Ask the nasty lunch lady what's for lunch, and she could say: "Scheisse mit Reis" (shit on rice)

by dFotze October 4, 2006

scheisse

Shit. Shite. Merde. The "S" word. The other word for "Crap"

scheisse is the German word for it. Also known as Shyste

scheisse! This piece of scheisse computer won't work. Oh well. I have to go and take a scheisse.

by 1069 June 4, 2005

scheisse

German word meaning shit, not necessarily vulgar but often used by stupid Americans assuming it is. Actually, it is a commonly used word simply meaning feces.

Komm hier, Scheisskopf!

Doffe Amerikannische denke, dass Scheisse ein boese Wort ist.

by psparks May 12, 2007

scheisse

German for shit

Also refers to fecophilia (scat), which is a largely German fetish

Essen sie mien scheisse

by Shi-za June 22, 2003

Scheisse

The German word for "shit".

In this context, "scheisse" is used to describe a negative or unfortunate experience that warrants a one-line response but does not warrant hard swearing.

"Scheisse" is commonly used in an environment where English is the main language and swearing would be inappropriate e.g. around a younger audience.

Person 1: "Hey, good news is I found the problem. Bad news is I can't fix it."
Person 2: "Scheisse."

by Metvor April 11, 2023

Scheiss

'Scheiss' as a somewhat shorter form of 'scheisse' (shit, crap)
Scheiss in general is often used the same way, as 'fuck' in US Englisch...
In German language, e.g. 'scheiss' (from Scheisse - shit) and 'egal' (equal) becomes 'scheissegal' which means whatever but with an 'fucking whatever' in mind.

So ein Scheiss - What a shit
Was für ein Scheiss hast Du gemacht? - What crap did you do?

by Boerge January 11, 2014

Scheisse

(German) A noun, pronounced shie-zuh, meaning shit. Can easily take the place of damn

Hey, piece of scheisse! Get over hear.

Scheisse! I forgot to do my homework

by Mike S. Jr. April 17, 2007