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scalping

Reselling tickets for a profit. When done on an individual level, this is often considered illegal, but when it's a company catering to rich people, somehow that makes it o.k. for them to buy up all the tickets and then scalp them. Here is how a ticket company delicately explains what they do:
"The box office is the original source for tickets. Tickets out of the box office are sold at “face value”. If available, tickets out of the box office are generally less expensive, but the seat selection may be severely limited. If you are unable to obtain the tickets you want through the box office, and you are willing to pay above the face value for tickets, we can help you get the seats you are looking for.
Many people use our services because the official box office no longer has the type of seats they want.
It is important for the customer to understand that we are an independent agency that buys and resells event tickets on the secondary market. We apply a service charge to each ticket that we sell, so the price printed on the ticket will generally not be our selling price. Since our tickets are sold on the secondary market, our prices are determined by the "market value", which is based on supply and demand. The “market value” can be substantially higher than the “face value” of the ticket. Please remember that in most cases we have to pay quite a bit over the "face value" for the tickets that we offer for sale."
That damn ticket broker bought up all the tickets and now they're scalping them at triple face value, but my homie got his ass busted just because he had an extra ticket and tried to recoup what he paid for it. Why is it that when the broker does it, it's legal? That's some shit.
by JonnyR July 14, 2006
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shift scalping

To take a prime work shift and then sell it to another worker, thus earning income without having to work.
Jon-Mark: I picked up 7-10 phones shift everyday for the entire week, and then sold them to Zeina for $3 an hour. I made money without showing up to work by shift scalping!
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swallowing birth control

a woman who performs a sexual act on a man and finishes by swallowing to prevent pregnancy.
My girlfriend has never been pregnant because of swallowing birth control.
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swallowing the stones

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swallowing kids

Giving a guy oral sex and swallowing his ejaculate. Penned by Fabolous in "Damn".
My girl gives the best head; she's into swallowing kids.
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Slug swallowing

When you take a frozen cube of cum then let it slightly thaw out before taking the whole thing and swallowing it, feeling like a thick slimy slug is going down your throat.
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swallowing the stones

to eat a man's testicles, by sucking them dry.
Yo my girlfriend is so good at swallowing the stones.
by lucajamesalexjoeryan January 12, 2008
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