Satelliting

Waving your phone above your head satelliting or searching for a better or ANY WiFi signal.

I hate coming to this place, I ALWAYS wind up looking stupid satelliting for better WiFi.

by Raddog69 February 29, 2016

satellite

A hot chick's less desireable freinds. They may be fat, ugly, or just mean. Satellites are much easier to pick up than the actual hottie, but you may not admit to it tomorrow.

Hey, look at that hot chick and her four satellites; two fatties, a "butter face" and a b1tch.

by satellite July 1, 2005

satellite

The condition of being so high and/or drunk that one cannot function normally. The state of being affected by one or more psychoactive drugs.

My friends and I are about to roll up a joint and get satellite.

I'm so satellite I could eat a star.

by double digits 70 March 31, 2009

Satellite

To be "out of this world" or awesome

Dude 1: "Dude, i just won the lottery! I can finally quit my job!"
Dude 2: "Dude, that's so satellite!"

by Sir Harry Baals October 8, 2011

Satellite

Someone who can't keep secrets to themselves. If they hear information they will relay it off to their friends/group.

She’s such a satellite, she speaks to everyone and then they find out.

by Dylwheat July 13, 2020

satellite

When having a conversation one of the people has a delayed reaction. Someone who is always behind everyone else, kind of slow.

Bob:"Do you want to go to the mall?"
Jack:"Hey let's go to the mall!"
Bob:"You're such a satellite!"

by Joanna_s21 July 25, 2007

satellite

a mean to have FREE TV!

why pay for tv I have "SATELITTE"

by mike x-files July 4, 2003