Sardonic

A form of humour that exists purely to help office workers survive corporate bullshit though the use of sarcasm, cynicism and irony.

Performance Review:

Boss: We're all on the company bus. You've been making some disruptive noises from the back. Are you planning on pressing the bell to get off soon?

Employee: Who's driving the bus? (Sardonic answer to a ridiculous statement)

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by A_Worker December 22, 2010

sargedonut

A leg end of sorts and regular tts spammer in the chat of Aussie streaming champion TheMainDevent. Often know for his prowess with words while (ab)using the bits TTS engine. Sarge often drifts between motivational words of wisdom / spiritual encouragement for the members of the band, and blatant innuendo. Known to some as 'Daddy', he is known to a few fans for his sex appeal and dulcet tones. Possibly unhinged, but the lines are blurred.

Band member 1: "Did you hear SargeDonut's latest tts speech?"
Band member 2: "Oh yes, not only am I now going to follow my dreams, but I'm incredibly turned on".

by GiggityUnderscore November 23, 2021

Scaredom

The scaredom is something that everyone who has experienced being severly hung over knows about. Upon waking up from a heavy night of the fire water and youre still drunk, probably laying next to a not so hot girl and realizing what a bad day lay ahead is just the beginning. You mope around the house all day and the only thing you can stomache is dry turkey sandwich and water. Right around 5 o'clock P.M. the scaredom rears its ugly head, its that ever so unsure feeling that youre life is worth a damn. You start qestioning your lifes decisions and vow to 'turn it around'. Your thoughts range from taking a vow of celebacy to visiting your grandmother more. You are experiencing your conscience yelling at you!!!
...if its real bad, and its on a Saturday night you definitely become a recluse for the next few days....

After a long night of drinking long islands and doing body shots off a C teamer, the scaredom hit me REAL hard and prompted me to start drinking again to scare away the scaredom

by Predator January 19, 2006

Sardonic

Implies scorn, mockery, or derision that is manifested by either verbal or facial expression.

Two sisters are talking older sister says " I am sooo special!" Little sister smiles a wicked smile and says "Yes, you ARE special, now go get your helmet your lil' bus in here!" Wow, the older sisters friends say " Your lil' sister is soooo Sardonic"...

by M.Boyle April 24, 2007

Ah Sarado

Used in making memes. It's popular! By the way, it's getting cringier everytime someone post about it.
Watch some vids of "Original vs Copy" of "Ah Sarado".

Adik: "Pabili nga mighty"
Seller: "Ah Sarado"

by Normemer June 8, 2019

Sardoodledom

One funny ass word.

How to use Sardoodledom in a sentence:

You just did!

by Da Hudge97 October 17, 2009

Sardony

Mocking or cynical remark or humor. It is the noun form of sardonic and modeled after irony.

The sardony was written all over his face when it was revealed that that the department manager that had scolded him for making personal copies at the office had been just been dismissed for embezzlement.

by Dubhloaich August 21, 2017