is when you're stuck without anywhere to take a dump, so you dump in your hand. Comes from tradition in Nepal, where the word for "hand" is the same for the word for "toilet".
Dude, on the way to work today I took a Nepalese hand sandwich!
WTF bro?
I was stuck in traffic without anywhere to take a dump so I had to take a dump in my hand and toss it out the window.
WTF bro?
I was stuck in traffic without anywhere to take a dump so I had to take a dump in my hand and toss it out the window.
by SMaC April 02, 2014
Refers to where two mushy-hearted guys wif "different-but-delightful" personalities tenderly cradle a cute chick's ten slender digits between each of theirs at da same time --- i.e., one nice fellow affectionately interlaces his fingers palm-to-palm wif da girl's, and then da other pleasant-mannered dude lays his own hands against da backs of said sweet blinky-eyed damsel's hands and softly folds his own fingers into da mix, as well. Extra points if said two gentle-natured male admirers "split da softness" --- i.e., rather than one fellow's "hogging" both of da girl's warm velvety palms so dat da other guy only gets to touch da backs of her hands, each dude takes one palm and one back of da girl's hands when initially grasping them, so dat both guys get an equal share of "palming" and "spooning".
Employing da wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp is indeed super-pleasant and satisfying, but you can get even more creative than that... why not try da "poppy-seed-bun hand-clasp" --- i.e., where ya share da girl's hands wif a freckled dude --- or a "wheat-and-Pumpernickel-bread sandwich-hand-clasp", which involves letting an African-American hunk share a little squeezy fingers-'n'-palms fun wif said smiling sweetie-pie, also.
by QuacksO February 24, 2025
"What is that weird noise in the other room?" Susie said nervously.
"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."
"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."
by NyanMax June 06, 2015
Hand sandwich.
Verb or noun.
Verb, the act of masturbarion. Begin with the right hand (I.E. the daily bread.) throw in some meat and finish with a little mayonnaise.
Noun
The end result of masturbating. Although edible it is not always recommend, kind of like spam.
Verb or noun.
Verb, the act of masturbarion. Begin with the right hand (I.E. the daily bread.) throw in some meat and finish with a little mayonnaise.
Noun
The end result of masturbating. Although edible it is not always recommend, kind of like spam.
Verb. After a long and unsatisfying day James decided to finish it up with a little hand sandwich.
Noun.
After an epic night at the bar James fed sally his hand sandwich.
Noun.
After an epic night at the bar James fed sally his hand sandwich.
by Deaftoboybands November 15, 2015