A roll of pleasure paper that you can shove your dick into, you can also turn it into a flashlight and enjoy it that way too.
Dave: bro I just shoved my veiny cock into some sandpaper! It was pretty exotic.
Bob: sandpaper?
Dave: yeah that nice roll of pleasure paper that you can use to push yourself to climax!
an agender and bisexual tiktoker who has 1146 followers as of September 4th 2021. he uses all pronouns except feminine ones and wants to see your credit card
Person A: “personally I think lesbians are wlw only.”
Sandpaper__: “broliterally jump off a cliff. I hate you and my opinion is always right. If you disagree then k!ll yourself.”
Person A: “oh wow”