Samual Bortnick

Some who’s so fucking annoying and praises he knows everything.

Gets no bitch and have mentioned they have done concrete for 6 years.

Shut up Sam! (Always has something to say for no reason)
“My bad Samual Bortnick forgot you’ve been doing this for 6 years.”

by KKfrycook December 17, 2021

Uncle Samual

A little baby monkey who likes to eat cheese.

She: omg, i just got an uncle samual!
He: A little man?

by Mikal Ann Smith January 7, 2004

shut up samual

you need to shut up samual

Me: Hey Samual
Samual: What
Me: Shut up Samual
Samual: No

by SamualShouldShutUp October 30, 2017

Samual

King of Cereal.
A Samual is someone who loves cereal more than is healthy.

"Serena, you've eaten so much curiously cinnamon today, you're such a samual!"

by Samual. October 19, 2021

Samual Owens

YOUR SHORT KID

Samual owens is small

by Samual is short May 26, 2021

Samual

Samual is insanely hot and is the most sexiest bloke you will ever see. He has a FATTTTTT Bunda and is single and ready to mingle with all genders. Samual, short for Sam is very interested in cars and motorised vehicles (He plays with the exhaust ; ) ). Samual has a weird interest in shitting in random places around town even if people are watching, he is a pedophile at times but only around his younger cousins. Another thing about Samual is that he has major W rizz that works on everyone and everything.

Ian: 'Hey sam you sexy boiii'

Samual: 'How you doing'
Ian faints from samuals W rizz

Una: 'OMG Samual has a fattt bunda, ggyyyyaaattttt'

by Gyyatt September 4, 2023

samual-jay

Samual-jay is so cool and cool and also very very cool

Wow! Samual-jay is such a cool dude!

by Pp132 May 1, 2023