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White hand of Saruman

The act of fucking a girl doggy style then right before ejaculating the man pulls out and spits on the girls back as he ejaculates into his hand. The girl then thinks that he is finished and turns her head around. As this happens the man takes his ejaculation in his hand and puts it on her head as he says, "Send out your Warg riders". Just as Saruman did in Lord of the Rings.
"I took my cum and gave that bitch the White Hand of Saruman last night."

"Did you tell her to send out the Warg riders?"

"Hell yeah."
by The Thurmanator March 16, 2010
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sadmare

A heartbreaking dream that arouses so much negative emotion that you can't get it out of your head for days.
Holly: "Mommy, I had a sadmare last night."

Mommy: "What was it about?"

Holly: "I can't remember, but I'm still sad."
by Holly Shoes December 4, 2009
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Sadman

The name of a guy who is usually cute and smart. He is also athletic for the most part. Unlike the literal meaning of the name, people with this name are actually funny and cheerful.
Dude, you are just like a Sadman, smart, funny and sporty!
by trulyanonymous March 10, 2012
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sadomasochist

One who derives a certain degree of sexual pleasure from the infliction of unecessary pain towards themselves and others.
that sadomasochist is deriving a certain amount of sexual pleasure from the infliction of unecessary pain towards themselves and others
by garryp February 29, 2004
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Saruman slap

The action of ejaculating on one's hands and then slapping someone across the face, leaving a white hand imprint like the mark of Saruman in LOTR.
I Saruman slapped Michael at lunch today; he now carries my mark on his face.
by wupthefuckingdoo April 11, 2009
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sadomasochistic analnecrohomopedopyrobestiality

The act of anal sexual intercourse with dead baby animals of the same gender that also happen to be on fire.
You might think it's rather odd of me, but I enjoy the act of sadomasochistic analnecrohomopedopyrobestiality.
by Dante March 9, 2005
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sadomasochism

the deriving of pleasure, especially sexual gratification, from inflicting or submitting to physical or emotional abuse.
by Keith April 25, 2003
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