Bone Sacker

Someone who derives pleasure from actively seeking and engaging in sexual intercourse with people who have an eating disorder.

"He met her on the anorexia ward.. what a bone sacker."

by Wizard Of Olz July 1, 2005

Two Sacker

A female having an appearance of such hideous nature that not one, but two sacks are required to facilitate consensual intercourse between the female and a second party. The sacks are referred to formally as the principal and secondary sacks. The principal sack is placed over the head of the aforementioned female and serves as precautionary measure in the prevention of unnecessary visual exposure by the second party. Such visual exposures have previously been observed to cause severe gastric disturbances resulting in projectile fluid discharge--not to be confused with sexual lubricants (unsuitable viscosity). The secondary sack, more commonly known as the "safety net" is placed over the second parties head as a means of N+1 redundancy. Thus, should the principle sack fail (i.e., become banged off), the secondary sack shall become the primary means of visual protection. It should be well noted that neither sack is intended nor capable of preventing pregnancy or STDs.

Sam: Dude, I accidentally banged the principle sack straight off this two sacker the other day.

Nick: Holy shit. Dude you gotta be more careful.

Sam: Yea man, good thing I had my secondary sack stapled to my forehead.

Nick: Thank god for the N+1 rule.

by threeleggeddog July 13, 2012

Lump Sacker

Underage smoking boy, who is typically short, and has a potentially high rate of bondage with girls named crystal, and sucks dick.

Dayummm!!! Jesse is such a lump sacker!!

by Joshercake March 25, 2009

Potato Sacker

The opposite of a butterface or a girl you would put a paper bag over the face of before intercourse. Potato sacking is necessary with girls who have nice face but less then desirable bodies that need to be covered before oral sex, because head is head.

damn i thought that girl was fine until she stepped out from behind the counter.... definately a potato sacker!

by shotgun facelift September 28, 2009

ten sacker

ten sacker refers to the size of a moonshine still
meaning that with the corn mash in it, it will hold ten sacks of sugar

I asked Johnny if he was worried about losing his job and he said nope I will make my money from them two ten sackers on the mountain

by jdrb7 October 19, 2007

crap sacker

A stupid bag boy. The one that crushes your chips by putting them on the bottom of your bag then putting something heavy on top of them...

"Your crushing my chips you crap sacker!"

by Maiku September 12, 2005

Silver Sacker

One who possesses the desire and carnal need to have intercourse with ridiculously old people.

Ingrid: "I sure like that new choir director, but he sure does seem to get excited when I give him a hug."
Ethel: "You'd better watch out: I hear he's a Silver Sacker!"

by Dogs.Breakfast May 2, 2016