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Sack-Lunch 

Somebody who never wants to go out and do anything fun. Can also be used for flaking. Taken from when you invite someone from work or school out to lunch and they say, "That's okay, I brought my own."
"So dude, you still goin' out tonight?"
"Naw, man, I think I'm staying in."
"Pff, aight sack-lunch I'll see ya later!"
*CLICK!
Sack-Lunch by girtby April 22, 2006

sack lunch mustache 

The pubic hairs left upon a person's upper lip after sucking on the balls of some male animal.
That is one happy faggot, look at his sack lunch mustache.
sack lunch mustache by Goat October 8, 2003

Bohemian sack lunch 

When a guy does not shower for several days and has a gamey crotch, and has a girl go down on him.
"I didn't shower on the whole San Francisco road trip, but I still got Mike's neighbor to give me a bohemian sack lunch"
Bohemian sack lunch by Robotmike September 19, 2009

Siberian Sack Lunch 

Can only be performed when it is very cold. A man's ball sac must be cold and pulled up very tightly. A girl then puts the man's balls in her mouth and sucks them until they are warm enough that they become very saggy again. The girl cannot take the balls out of her mouth until they are completely saggy, otherwise it is not a true Siberian Sack Lunch.
After we went snowboarding all day, I gave my girlfriend a nice Siberian Sack Lunch.

Randy Savage Sack Lunch 

When a man has his testicles in someone's mouth and they do an impression of Macho Man Randy Savage's voice saying "oh yeah," or other phrases. The sheer ridiculousness of the voice causes a vibrating sensation on the testes.
What did your mom pack in your lunchbox? Cause she gave me a Randy Savage Sack Lunch last night.

Santa Cruz Sack Lunch 

The act of perfoming oral sex on an unshaved, hairy, hippie woman who hasn't showered in a week because she is natural.
Tom felt sick after a Santa Cruz Sack Lunch with that UCSC girl.