S.E. MARk

the worst printer on the fucking planet

-Mr P! Mr P! It didn't print!
-Well did u print it to FUCKIN S.E. MARk?!?!
-no.
-How many FUCKING times do i have to say it. S. E. MAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK

by Slappy McSlapJob November 1, 2010

S.E.M.F.

"Speak English, Motherfucker"
Acronym that should frequently and forcefully offered to immigrants--legal or illegal--to the US who refuse to assimilate and insist on jabbering in foreign tongue.

As I was getting on the 2 train in Wakefield, I passed a gaggle of babblers spewing forth "espanol." "S.E.M.F.!" I said. They thought it had something to do with green cards and the INS, and they scattered like cockroaches in the light.

by New York City Dave June 26, 2008

S-E-X

Something all men want and all women can get !

Man - do you want to have sex

Woman - not until i want it

by Nik November 19, 2003

S.E.S. Town

S.E.S Town is a part of the city of salem oregon, know as South East Salem (ses) also called, for the low-grade quaity bud sold there.

ey so do you want me to meet you in S.E.S. town

by [that{clever}DJ] March 6, 2010

s.e. portland steambath

Leaving a rugged crap in the bowl after a hot shower in the one bathroom for one of three roommates.

I ran into Joanie's 's.e. Portland steambath,' while getting ready for work this morning. I'm taxing her two Humm kombuchas.

by Drumscrubby February 17, 2017

S.E.D.

Sober Enough Driver. Like a Desinated Driver excpet they drink just not a shit load.

I only had 8 tequila shots tonight because im the S.E.D.

by jamie torbin September 23, 2005

S.E.X.

Sexually Eating Xylophones

Guy1: I just had bomb S.E.X.
Guy2: Oh yeah I’m gonna need my xylophones back

by Hahadonkeyballs April 16, 2020