chris rutter

a pop punk single dad just trying to get back out there (even though he has no kids)

Chris Rutter is the whole embodiment of what Pop Punk stands for

by thatjedikid_ December 12, 2018

Chase Rutherford

Chase Rutherford isn't invited to the tré, he isnt on alt tiktok and has anger issues 😹😹😹

Person 1: Did you see the new 4 freak show stream bëśti? 😽
Person 2: Yeah, Chase Rutherford isn't invited to the tré, he was yelling so much on the stream🌳👹😹😼
Person 1: He has anger issues. He's such a straggot 😹
Person 2: Yeah❤️

by 4freakshowfan September 28, 2020

rutle

To copy or emulate someone you admire. (especially in the music business.)

Did you see how The Rutles rutled The Beatles?

by Barrington Womble November 10, 2020

Rutgers Expos

Gayest most bullshit class at rutgers. You connect topics that don't relate to anything. More than 10% do not pass the class. Fuck penis pussy fart. the teachers play mind games with you because college writing is so fuckin cool!! its like balls pussy fart

Gupta: Hey i love life
John: I dont because rutgers expos is gay
Gupta: yea fuck rutgers writing program
John: yea i have a tutor cause im dumb

by Soul Schwartz October 21, 2010

Time Rutke

1) A Vin Diesel wanna be.

2) Can be used instead of time

Hey man, do you know what Time Rutke it is?

by Timenhosen von bausen February 4, 2010

Rutgered

When you pass of work to and unwilling party because of some shitty excuse that you blew out of proportion.

Stethem got rutgered into driving to Chicago today in -20 degrees because Ernsburger’s wife might have a baby in a month.

by Marth madness January 30, 2019

Mark Rutte

The longest serving prime minister of the Netherlands and the leader of the centre-right party VVD. He is known for riding his bicycle to work, his endless optimistic appearances and incidental selective memory on cabinet meetings. The fact that occasional scandals surrounding the administrations he presided never seem to stick to him, earned him the nickname 'Teflon Mark.' A famous quote from him is "I have no active memory of that", when he was questioned by parliament about a leaked document in which his interim-administration planned to promote away a critical member of parliament. Rutte is unmarried with no kids, and is known to live a sober and simple personal life. He teaches social studies for one day in the week at a secondary school, plays the piano in his free time, and is a fervent enthusiast of the Swedish car brand Saab.

Friend 1: "wow that was an intense party last night!"
Friend 2: "haha yeah, we drank so much!"
Friend 1: "do you remember telling us that you sell personalized Mark Rutte fanfic to weird Unilever employees to pay off your student debt?"

Friend 2: "I have no active memory of that"

by u/CSVWV September 27, 2022