Rutland Surprise

When you blow a load of liquid shit in your jeans at Home Depot before midnight.

Damn! Josh just had a Rutland Surprise and had to waddle out of receiving.

by KreAM420 September 15, 2010

Rutland mass

Tightest group of guys and loosest group of girls if u know what I mean #slutland

Damn these Rutland mass girls really be hoe hoes

by Bigest cock in town March 30, 2019

Rutland Hall

The worst hall to be in Nottingham. Full of knobs and whores. Subject to many deserving taunts. The second nost hated place to University of Nottingham (the first being Nottingham Trent.)

Guy 1: Do you know what I like about Rutland Hall?
Guy 2: No. What?
Guy 1: Fuck all!

by FBtilIDie September 26, 2009

rutland highschool

A bitch ass wanna be ass school full of bitch ass kids and fake ass people that act like your friends when they’re not also full of fuckboys and hoes

Rutland highschool is absolute fucking shit

by Dbs36272-TMPT September 15, 2021

Rutland Boys

A group of guys that don’t know how to be friends with any other towns. They also have no friends besides themselves and they follow their leader, Christian

Do the rutland boys have any other friends? yes

by lfgg01543 October 29, 2019

The Rutland Run

When someone runs (or stumbles) across the highway, disregarding any and all traffic, instead of using a crosswalk.

Popularized by a viral video of an oblivious woman in Rutland Vermont walking across Route 7 into the side of a truck.

“Jesus, that moron almost got hit doing the Rutland Run to get to Dunkin Donuts!”

“Damn I really don’t feel like going to the crosswalk, I think I’m just gonna Rutland Run it”

by spaceman420urdog March 22, 2024