royally bored

Extremely bored. Feeling even more bored than the word 'bored' can describe

I've not left the house for 4 days, I'm royally bored.

by the1doc March 4, 2006

Royally Spoiled

a brat that had it easy even their parents would drop of McDonald's for them

Rat:"lol I'm getting McDonald's for lunch, my dad's dropping it off"
Rug:"You're fucking Royally Spoiled"

by SneakySexualRat November 16, 2021

Royally Suck

When something sucks so fucking much it breaks reality and kills God.

Person 1 - My mum just bit the dust.

Person 2 - That royally sucks tbh

by Fucker with internet access September 22, 2022

Royally Goat Fucked

A thousand times more intense than FUBAR. Unfixable, will never work

Is that a halloween mask? No...Man your face is royally goat fucked!

by snowman70 September 27, 2010

royally butt fucked

To be fucked, not necessarily analy, by someone who is in a higher social standing.
bootyfuckanal

Lily: " I slept with Jason last night."
Lily's friend: "The hottest guy in school? You slut! you were so royally butt fucked last night!"

by Audrey Hepburn Bitches January 19, 2016

Royally Wasted

Getting drunk as fuck in the hills of Scranton

I'm so royally wasted that I'll be praying to the porcelain

by scrantonsquirrels December 1, 2015

Royally Doinked

When a home boy has too many doinks and starts saying irrelavent yet seemingly funny things.

Home boy 1: Yo Jerome, you good dawg?
Home boy 2: Nah boy I'm royally doinked
Home boy 1: whatchu mean
Home boy 2: how the hell they fit a whole watermelon in a can?

by Vanilla jello puddin pops July 14, 2019