Ronk

Another term for masturbation. Comes from Norway. It can also be as a term for vandalism.

1.I need to go home and have a good ronk.
2.I caught that mofo ronking in my soup!
3.On Friday, we're going to get drunk and ronk on the library!

by Postmaster Ritzi and Jercus September 26, 2006

ronk

Something that both rocks and sucks.

Man, that new Grim Reaper album really ronks.

by Dunk Henderson III April 20, 2014

Ronk

another word for a retard, but is normally used to insult others

your a ronk

by Maddison Jones October 14, 2019

Ronk

To be on Robitussin and drunk at the same time. To be under the influence of the chemical DXM and to be under the influence of alcohol at the same time. Comes from the beginning letters Ro of Robitussin and the end letters nk from drunk, put together.

Guy1: "dude i was so ronk last night!"
Guy2: "wtf, who just gets ronk bro?"

Guy1: "dude, i got so ronked last night"

by Donethestuffitellabout March 29, 2009

Ronk

A national joke by portuguese football fans.
A swine sound made by FC Porto fans, who are considered to be pigs since they behave on a subhuman level and support corruption.

Bibó puorco, carago! Beifique é merda! *RONK*

by Tsuby December 3, 2013

Ronk

Bearing down on something pretty hard, almost maximum effort

Thor had to ronk down hard to open the aperture on Nidavellir, allowing Uru to forge Stormbreaker

by guineapigdreams February 27, 2021

ronk

baaaaddd smell, like reek, eewwww

"dats ronks", "uurrgh can u smell dat ronk"

by tommy tippa May 13, 2005