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Rolanding

When you're in the shower with your Taekwondo friend and they slap their soapy cock in your eye and it gets all red.
Oh fuck dude you just did a rolanding on my eye.
by Cazro August 21, 2020
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Roland

1. Roland (Frankish: Hruodland, Italian: Orlando) is a character in medieval and Renaissance literature, the chief paladin of Charlemagne and a central figure in the Matter of France. It is thought the title character of the 12th century Song of Roland, which recounts his final stand against the Muslims during the Battle of Roncevaux Pass, is based on a real person who died in that battle (under different circumstances), but the authors of most later chansons de geste and the Renaissance epics Orlando innamorato and Orlando furioso made little attempt to establish historical accuracy.
2. From the The American Heritage Dictionary Of The English Language. Roland{1}. A masculine given name. Roland{2}. n. A lengendary paladin and nephew of Charlemange killed in the battle against the Saracens at Roncesvalles.
3. An individual of high intellect, fun loving and irresistible to women.
1. There exists only one historical mention of a French Roland, found in the section of Vita Karoli Magni on Roncevaux Pass, written by Charlemagne's courtier and biographer Einhard.
2. Gawd girl! That guy is such a Roland
by Roland819 December 9, 2008
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Roland

The sweetest man alive. Doesn’t hurt that he’s foine.
Roland you are so cute, you don’t deserve the slander.
by april9 April 9, 2021
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Roland

The most loving, caring, sweet, respectful and funny boy you'll ever meet. Blonde hair and blue eyes are common. Intelligent, quirky and truthful. Likes to act, play football, and enjoys finance. He'll brighten your whole whole day just talking to him. He's practically a real life Romeo. His energy is contagious, and you just feel good being around him. He does the most quirky and adorable and amazing things that just makes you fall head over heels in love with him. One of the most amazing and life changing people you'll ever meet. Thinking about him makes you feel like you're floating. You look into his eyes and see absolutely everything you need (besides God). He'll wear crocks instead of sneakers too.
You know a Roland?!?!?! OH MY GOSH YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST PERSON.
by Carlliegirl123 January 3, 2016
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Roland

Roland is usually a loving, caring guy who gets mad easily, and may have small jealously issues when he finds the girl of his dreams. normally they go after caitlin's-which is an irish name know for beauty and shyness. brown hair and dark eyes are common. once they fall in love with a girl, its very hard to get away from them, but they know theyll never feel the same for any other girl so they never let go and they keep them close reminding them of there love for her. they usually end up spending the rest of there life and getting married and settling down with kids down the road.
gawd girl!!! you best be in love with a roland! hope your parents named you caitlin!
by flex4 July 1, 2011
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Roland

A cute boy that is freaky,annoying,always got you back,love you all the time, funny,loud,don’t care what nobody say about him and his is my baeee dark skin,tall,can dress, can fight,
If you no a Roland you is lucky
A boy that my boyfriend
by Dimple.face.1 December 8, 2019
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Roland

That guy is such a Roland
by ohshoot34 January 8, 2010
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