Rocky Mountain canary

A Rocky Mountain canary is a humorous nickname for burros; so-called because of their melodious brays.

We were serenaded by a Rocky Mountain canary.

by Cranberry Bob May 7, 2020

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rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers

A group of hill billy hicks that don't have much intelligence.

Those rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers couldn't find their way out of a paper bag!

by Babaganoosh September 10, 2005

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Rocky mountain spotted beaver

A sloppy herpes infested sister blister

I thought we hit it off till she showed me her rocky mountain spotted beaver

by Suka may korncob June 20, 2018

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An alcoholic shooter consisting of:

1/3 Whiskey
1/3 Tequila
1/3 151 Proof Rum

A popular shooter in western Canada and the northwest USA. Hard to stomach, hence the name. This shooter doesn't have a desirable taste, so it is most often bought for others. A common birthday shot.

"It was Tim's birthday, so of course I bought him a Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker!"

by canadianbacon11 October 28, 2008

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Rocky Mountain Roofie

A Rocky Mountain Roofie is essentially an overwhelming sensation of awe induced by the myriad beauties of Colorado. The overwhelming awe, in addition to a lack of oxygen, causes one to become unconscious within minutes therefore allowing nature to determine the ominous fate of the victim.

"Dude, I think Mother Nature just had her way with me... good thing she's a MILF!"

He totally OD'd while getting Rocky Mountain High

Hey man, your gonna take her hiking?

Man: Yeah I'm gonna slip her a Rocky Mountain Roofie

by 2oorsNowtsst November 10, 2010