A town full of closet queers who hate anything outside of a perverted idea of normalcy. The boys wear grungy lax shorts that hang past the knees and dirt stained nike socks, paired with an unmatched sports t-shirt or jockey sweatshirt. Oftentimes they’ll forget the daily application of deodorant. The girls wear the same attire of pulled leggings or sweatpants with some variation of a push-up bra and tank top. The go-to hairstyle is a horribly constructed “messy bun” that sits at the top of their head, often leaving randomized strands of hair out looking like they’d just come from a sweaty workout. Overwhelming amount of raging republicans, slurs spilling from the thin lips of the majority. Oh, and the bridge is “the place to be.” Crawling with future alcoholics, the bridge is full to the brim on any given day. If you walk a few feet outside of the main area, you might find a few freshmen mouth fucking, or maybe someone throwing up. You might occasionally run into a group of queers, usually marked by oversized jeans and colored hair. Rockville Centre kids love weed.
-Wtm tn? I’m in Rockville Centre
- Idk, my bitch told me that it’s a bridge night tonight tho. Might pull up.
-Wrd, bring the za!
- Idk, my bitch told me that it’s a bridge night tonight tho. Might pull up.
-Wrd, bring the za!
by notanasseater August 17, 2022

The worst fucking town to ever step foot and breathe in. Home of the richest, snobbiest, straight white people. Girls will spend their money on Vinyard Vines shit and other crazy expensive brands. Some common Rockville Centre girl hobbies include, continuously asking for likes on their recents, being straight, wasting money on clothes, and hitting on guys. The guys are pretty much the same. Also, you are socially excluded from being popular if you can’t play lacrosse. (Which is a pretty shit sport tbh) And don’t be surprised if the girls block you on any form of Social media because they just don’t have any brain cells whatsoever. Parents, don’t move your kids here because they’re literally doomed to have the worst childhood ever.
(Currently living in California)
Some mom- “ So yeah. Me and Jim are moving to Rockville Centre when the baby comes.”
Friend of mom - “ Are you high? That town is literally a social hell hole!”
Some mom- “ So yeah. Me and Jim are moving to Rockville Centre when the baby comes.”
Friend of mom - “ Are you high? That town is literally a social hell hole!”
by Hentai.Is.Gay June 29, 2018

The only gritty and dangerous section of middle to upper class Rockville Centre, NY. Located on North Centre Avenue, it gets very shady here late @ night. Unsavory characters in hoodies congregate here. Just a few yards away on North Village avenue lies million dollar homes. The Rockville Centre Projects even have the token bodega in front of them right next to the Martin Luther King community center. Robberies take place here all the time and there was even a shooting out front back in 2007. Don't let people fool ya when they say Rockville Centre is 100% safe. These projects border the area of Lakeview which borders hempstead.
The Rockville Centre Housing Authority, TRANSLATION: " The Rockville Centre HOUSING PROJECTS are a dangerous place to hang around.
by The Punisher MAD MAX January 17, 2010
