Bored off my Rocking Horse

A really cool expression said only by the most exquisite people.

Grant: I'm clearly awesome in every way, shape, or form, but unfortunately I'm bored off my rocking horse.

by EntendreX2 December 18, 2015

the dirty rocking horse with a straw tail

well just an old rocking horse that you sit on and just rock back and forth and by then by turning it on it side, now that the person is warmed up and streched, the horse handles are inserted any way you want it anal or vaginal, it is generally used as a fat girls or guys plaything or love friend, after wards you suck the handles to get all juices and fecal matter off, so the tail is to wipe your ass and the smell keeps your friends and family away so you can enjoy the investment you have earned horse, fat chick, boyfriend,girlfriend, lovehorse

Damn, my rocking horse with a straw tail was sold to a fat chick for a long lasting love relationship. I am going to miss the long 23 hour riding days.

by thurgud the terrible June 4, 2004

Pink Rocking horse

A questionable sexual position that involves a potatoe Canon, Spaghetti squash and glitter

Glitter bear was into the pink rocking horse especially when the potato was brought out

by Doodles87 November 4, 2025

rockin' a shabby horse

hungover; the unkempt look after a night of drinking.

Chad went out big last night and now he's rockin' a shabby horse.

by Kelly Kolstad March 6, 2008