god's roast

A roast beef so goof it can only be known as God's own roast.

"Bro, this roast beef is so good, it must be God's roast!"

by DumbNuts September 5, 2016

Truckie's Roast

A warmed up frozen meat pie.

You: I forgot to bring my lunch to work today
Them: You can grab a truckie's roast out of the freezer and put it in the pie warmer.

by I am not a lizard overlord April 9, 2024

uncle sam's pig roast

Uncle Sam's Pig Roast (n) - The act of copulation with an obese woman on the fourth of July.

"Brian's walking kind of funny, he must've gone to Uncle Sam's Pig Roast... by the way, happy Independance Day!!"

by mr & jb September 3, 2006

roast session

to make fun of one person with a series of comments by one or more people. To relentlessly ridicule someone over small things such as stupidity, ignorance, poor decision making(such as sleeping with that lagoon creature the other night), or being vary capable of missing sarcasm.

Hillary: It was probably a stupid story anyway...
Frankie: Then it would be perfect for YOU!!

Justin: Damn, why don't you just have a Roast Session?

by Rock5auce March 9, 2008

National Roast Sam Day

December 11th-

National roast Sam day. National roast Sam day occurs on the 11th of December where all the non Sam's get to roast Sam.

Example-

Person 1: fuck you Sam
Person 2:what???
Person 1: it's national roast Sam day you dolt

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

Rump Roast Syndrome

A condition in which a man or woman sees an incredible buttox, and feels the need to bite it, like a big plump juicy rump roast.

Dave:"Damn! That girls ass is so fine, man I just wanna bite it!" Jim: "Bro you got Rump Roast Syndrome"

by Creaturecat August 10, 2015

Pig Roast Scramble

The act of taking a large, painful shit in a public bathroom, usually in the presence of another person who the will leave the vicinity of the bathroom feeling embarrassed for some reason.

Wow, I just got out of the bathroom and Im pretty sure that was the worse Pig Roast Scramble I've seen in a while!

by WootALoot December 14, 2009