Rivers Cuomo

he's a walking oxymoron.
shy rock star
cool nerd
definitly easy on the eyes (but im not gonna over play that because hes so embarassed of being famous and i assume also of having so many 14 year olds who say hes so hot)

he really shouldnt even be defined. he'd hate this.

by ~shmoe November 24, 2003

Rivers Cuomo

-the lead singer of the band that ended the grundge explosion.
-the coolest nerdy guy in the music industry.
-hes hot.

he's in a band... but still makes time out of his day to play dugeons and dragons (how hot is that??)

by Jess September 13, 2003

Rivers Cuomo

my rock idol

dude rivers is the coolest

by cheesepantz A.K.A sportf4600 January 1, 2004

Rivers Cuomo

1. Lead singer, guitarist, and writer for post-everything alternative rock band Weezer
2. Owner of Homie Records
3. Oh we ooh, he looks just like Buddy Holly

Rivers Cuomo has experienced many diverse hair styles, from the frightening to the flattering.

by . March 9, 2003

Rivers Cuomo

-lead singer of what can be classified as "nerdy pop-rock" band Weezer

-hot Geek with strangely attractive sunglasses

Why do I like Rivers? He's hot. And he looks like my boyfriend. And I like nerdy looking guys. And did I say he's hot?

by Lig October 10, 2003

Rivers Cuomo

One of the hottest men on the planet.

Duh... Does anything else need to be said about this man?!

by Iris October 29, 2003

Rivers Cuomo

One who is talented and absolutely gorgeous!

Lead singer of the band Weezer.

by Lisa R December 5, 2003