Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.
"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"
"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."
"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."
by LinSanity77 November 20, 2018
Get the California Beef-Cake Ritual mug.is a kind and caring person she has had a hard life but she has made it through and she would look fine in boys clothes she normally has hazel or brown eyes she has a lot of mixed emotions , she is very smart and chooses to try and make decisions but when they go wrong she tries to run from her problems but she also tries to face them this rita has lost someone special in their life and cant't think about it alot because if she does she tends to get sad this rita will have bigs plans for the future !!! eventually the hurt she has been through will teach her to be better and help others she may have a temper at times and is not afraid to fight back against things that are wrong she is also very determened she is right most of the times :)
by pennywise the clown November 9, 2017
Get the rita mug.The russian rat ritual is a ritual of the Chrolloism religion. By performing this ritual, any fictional character can be summoned into the real world. First, you must go to the furnace room in your basement. Then you must find exactly 7 rats and put mini Canadian Maple Leafs jerseys on them, and teach them to speak russian. While they are learning to speak russian, you must grow 8 watermelons in your backyard and when they are ready, put them in 8 socks and let them grow mold. When the rats are able to fluently speak russian and the watermelons stink from mold, put the rats in a circle in your furnace room beside the moldy watermelons in socks. The rats should then walk in a circle screaming, "My bra size is 34DDD!" In russian. The last step is to put an object that symbolizes the fictional character you are trying to summon in the middle of the rats, Ex. A card for Hisoka or a tangerine for Hinata. After 10 minutes of doing this ritual, be prepared to welcome the character, which will appear in the place of the object, into the real world.
Person 1: OMG, is that Hisoka?!?!
Person 2: Yeah! I used the Russian Rat Ritual to summon him, isn't it cool?
Person 1: YES!!! Let's go summon the Phantom Troupe and Oikawa!
Person 2: Yeah! I used the Russian Rat Ritual to summon him, isn't it cool?
Person 1: YES!!! Let's go summon the Phantom Troupe and Oikawa!
by ScrunchieWaterBottle February 24, 2022
Get the Russian Rat Ritual mug.Ritah is short girl typically with dark brown eyes. She is VERY smart but doesn't bother to put her brain to use. People like to call her riri. She has a very bubbly personality and a contagious smile. She has the most perfectly alluring body with the thickest ass. She has the natural ability to attract people however her heart belongs to one boy. Ritah often has trust issues and struggles to open up to people but she loves hard and once she's comfortable with you, you will have the best time of your life. Never hurt Ritah or else she will make your life a living hell. She's one of a kind the type you see at the mall and never forget.
by asdfghjkoiuytr345678 October 24, 2020
Get the Ritah mug.The tight-knit groups of academic high-achievers who owe some or all of their accomplishments to illicit use of Adderall (Ritalin). Very common in prestigious universities.
"Know where I can get some oxy?"
"I'd recommend asking one of the ritalin mafia guys. They know the right doctors."
"I'd recommend asking one of the ritalin mafia guys. They know the right doctors."
by Harvard Business May 25, 2009
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"Tomas Chagolla was also known as Tommy from the Riva 13 gang in Riverside, California. His brother was Peter Chagolla and was known as Pee Wee, also from the Riva Trece."
Mundo Mendoza, 'How Thick Is Blood? Mexican Mafia Nepotism,' October 10, 2020
Ex. 2
White Boi: Hey fool! I just got shot in the neck! The cops will be comin' for me! I need to stash my K-ter!
Babo: Go stash that shit in Riva!
White Boi: Where homey?
Babo: The Mission Inn! Just leave that shit under the dog bed in the lobby!
White Boi: No one will be tripppin'?
Babo: Hell no! It's Riva! Between them meth heads in lifted pick up trucks and homeless chomos, they got way more problems than you!
"Tomas Chagolla was also known as Tommy from the Riva 13 gang in Riverside, California. His brother was Peter Chagolla and was known as Pee Wee, also from the Riva Trece."
Mundo Mendoza, 'How Thick Is Blood? Mexican Mafia Nepotism,' October 10, 2020
Ex. 2
White Boi: Hey fool! I just got shot in the neck! The cops will be comin' for me! I need to stash my K-ter!
Babo: Go stash that shit in Riva!
White Boi: Where homey?
Babo: The Mission Inn! Just leave that shit under the dog bed in the lobby!
White Boi: No one will be tripppin'?
Babo: Hell no! It's Riva! Between them meth heads in lifted pick up trucks and homeless chomos, they got way more problems than you!
by FAIMnatic October 10, 2020
Get the Riva mug.Cute , beautiful face , nice skin , she is funny and always able to make you laugh at all time , has thr cutest face and a beautiful personality , she like everyone
She is selfish But so cute
She is selfish But so cute
by heyblueee March 31, 2019
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