riposaur

An individual who talks obsessively about the gym, and who's diet consists entirely of protein. When not in the confines of 'the base', a riposaursous-rex can be found roaming half naked, flexing their 'guns' infront of adoring girls.

Riposaur: 'I benched the equivelent of a small elephant in the gym today'
Average Joe: 'Yawn'
Riposaur: 'Now I'm going to eat ten whole chickens... Mmmm - I love protein'
Average Joe: 'Yaawwwn'

by jesebel June 5, 2005

Coomer's Riposte

Phenomenon where a person has to be subject to Ignominy to make someone else look bad for knowing about NSFW content by name.

In my group chat the other day, my friend tried to make fun of me for knowing a porn actor's name in front of everyone but fell for the Coomer's Riposte.

"How do you know who Mia Khalifa is?"
"Wait, how do YOU know who that is?"

by Hellen Keller Official December 30, 2022

ripson

a fat person...they are rough...normally pale not coloured or tanned. a joyful person. alot of times ripson's are bi-polar. ripson's sometimes die early. they smile alot and are joyful.

omg a ripson

by yomanripson September 18, 2011

riptoslicer

A nigger that loves to play ark. That also fucked his sister for saying ark has no pvp

I'm a riptoslicer

by mellowsucky August 4, 2018

Riphosh

An explanation that is synonymous with “it eeez what it eeez”. Said after excepting something unfortunate that has happened.

Stemming from a typo of the words “rip” and “Josh” after Josh got ditched for Oliver

POV: when you have exploding diarrhea on a 4 hour hike, and you forgot to bring toilet paper.

Riphosh

by Olivosh March 8, 2023

Riposte

1.) Used to describe something pointless or idiotic;
2.) Used to describe someone who serves no purpose in a given setting or group.
3.) An activity with no meaning or purpose;

"Ugh, this assignment is so pointless!"
"Yeah, it's totally riposte."

by purplelinguist December 21, 2023