a fat person...they are rough...normally pale not coloured or tanned. a joyful person. alot of times ripson's are bi-polar. ripson's sometimes die early. they smile alot and are joyful.
omg a ripson
by yomanripson September 18, 2011
Get the ripson mug.A ripstonker is a very loud and extremely noxious passage of gases from the rectum (otherwise known as a fart). These are often heard (and smelt) around the chairs and communal areas in old folks' homes.
Old Mary left the house one day, without her special pill,
and after many hours on foot, she was feeling rather ill.
See, Mary had a tummy ache, which caused her excess gas,
And on the bus, a giant ripsnort, exits from her ass!
The noxious fumes embraced the people, be them old or young,
And you could even taste the gases, laid flat upon your tongue.
So now you ask, a ripstonker? What on earth is that?
It's the biggest fart, with the baddest smell where that little old lady once sat!!!
and after many hours on foot, she was feeling rather ill.
See, Mary had a tummy ache, which caused her excess gas,
And on the bus, a giant ripsnort, exits from her ass!
The noxious fumes embraced the people, be them old or young,
And you could even taste the gases, laid flat upon your tongue.
So now you ask, a ripstonker? What on earth is that?
It's the biggest fart, with the baddest smell where that little old lady once sat!!!
by Xbox 360 Chick January 20, 2011
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by BigfootTC July 6, 2014
Get the ripsonism mug.welcome to ripon. population: nobody and everybody. here, you walk everywhere and the "it" place is pizza pluss. you can not say a word and everyone would still know your whole life. your a guy? either your a jock, a partier, a combination of the two, or just not important. Orr a cop, and therefore, still not important. your a girl? your most likely stuck up, non caring, and bitchy, but deep down you really do have your problems. your gonna be the sporty one, the pretty one, the smart one, the chill one, the sluty one, and the one who was hella drunk at that orchard party last weeknd all at some point. choose friends wiseely, nuff said. heres the deal, if you dont like your bf/gfs exes, you hate half the town. youve tried weed at least once, and maybe popped a pill or two. your weekends may start on "thirsty thursday" and consist of beer pong and garage parties. you stress over the high standards of your highschool and have talked to multiple police. its all about the clothes, and the music, your dictionary and "hobbies," and social standing. sports and photography may define you. see, at the end of the day, were all pretty damn similar, and most of all, we all just wanna leave.
Ripon, CA is a small town.
by klovie December 3, 2011
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it is really small and has a hella good skate park there...its known everywhere...and i was there when it was being built..
other then that its not that fun
but go say "hi to ashley at taco bell and Jack in The box....
haha fun times
it is really small and has a hella good skate park there...its known everywhere...and i was there when it was being built..
other then that its not that fun
but go say "hi to ashley at taco bell and Jack in The box....
haha fun times
by hahaha Funny Stuff October 20, 2008
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