Ribal

Background: Shakespearian Times
Definition: A person who is a 30-year-old virgin accountant; sometimes nicknamed Ray.

That guy never got a date because he is a ribal.

by Chick Magnet February 25, 2005

Ribal

Hot, funny, dont like indians that lie to them and that act like cunts.

Indian niggas dont have ur back when ur ribal #sharethefacts

by bigdick-doggy January 7, 2020

Ribal

Background: Shakespearian times
Definition: A person that is a master server; can serve anyone anywhere; especially a short korean called Panda.

That guy is so ribal he served the guy so badly he ended up in the hospital.

by Tribalray June 14, 2004

rimballing

Rimballing is the act of a male stretching his scrotum and inserting it into his anus. Usually this involves the insertion of one or both testicles.

Andrew enjoys rimballing

by Issy Aidsfunop January 15, 2006

Ribalkin Nightcap

Its origin dating back somewhere in 16th century Russia when compost toilets preceded working plumbing systems; a Ribalkin Nightcap is when a Russian servant would, when hiding from his superiors, be getting a blowjob from a female servant while taking a shit above an unkept compost toilet. While being on the receiving end of said blowjob he would simultaneously drop a steamy deuce, and blow his peasant load to kingdom cum. Directly after going kaboom above the toilet x2 and due to such an incredibly strenuous day to day workload, he would immediately pass out on the toilet, empty of his sins.

(This nightcap ritual would usually take place in the evening after a hard days work)

Did you cap off the date with a Ribalkin Nightcap?
It's getting late sweety, should we sneak off for a Ribalkin Nightcap?

by Donnie Quadzzz December 12, 2020

rikwallerism

a belief in that Rik Waller, former popstar and Pop Idol contestant ;D is GOD!

"hey i'm a christian"
"oh thats cool. i believe in rikwallerism"

by dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyeah January 12, 2010

ribald

a word mostly used by douche bags who want to sound smart, or by pseudo-thespian douche bags to make fancy-speak for a vulgar,mocking, abusive, comment–noun

I'm a ribald douche, come let us jostle the rose of your pubis! yes, we shall be merry!

by rgj rk h2i 2rhirh khgh ohoh March 4, 2009