ridleylj

A bad internet rapper, usually male aged between 12-25. They all share the fantasy of one day becoming successful within the music industry and believe that they are in fact the "savior of hip-hop" or "Jesus of hip-hop". Common lyrics in their songs include "Your girlfriend's fake" "Poundcake cake cake cake" and "Like the fresh prince of bel air, in it." They reek of wannabe and are painfully untalented.

Person 1 "Man, this kid is really can't spit bro."
Person 2 "Yeah man, I mean, we should tell him that he's a ridleylj."
Person 1 "That's a difficult talk man, we should bring some tissues."

by Moora December 28, 2014

ridetrials

1) Fucking someone so hard that you kill them and get put on trial for their murder.
bonus points: if you get a life sentence by shitting on their dead body

2) The act of inverting a penis and then proceeding to stroke to completion

1a) piss me off and I'll ridetrials you

1b) The jury determined she was guilty of ridetrials

1c) DEATH BY RIDETRIALS!

2) A - my dick is so sore
J - why what happened?
A - She ridetrialed me last night

by OfficialJudgeoftheUniverse February 15, 2021

Mc Ride

sexy homeless man that screams

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH“ -mc ride

by mcridescum June 26, 2021

Osceola train ride

The Osceola Train ride is a sexual encounter where a person performs oral sex on a man and puts their finger into his anus and massages the prostrate, whilst saying "choo choo!"

"Hey man, have you ever had an Osceola train ride? " "yea, she was 3 knuckles deep last night!"

by KathnPersteph November 3, 2015

Simon "Ghost" Riley

Being a Lieutenant, he is second in command of the Task Force 141 and is seen wearing dark red sunglasses and a skull patterned balaclava. He is in various missions on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2, and during the mission "Loose Ends" he along with Gary "Roach" Sanderson get betrayed by Sheperd who after shooting them, orders other soldiers to throw their bodies in a ditch and covered in gasoline, then Sherperd lights a Cigar and throws it on them leaving you to assume they both die.

Simon "Ghost" Riley's quotes-
"Roach, hang in there!"
"Bloody hell those trucks are bulletproofed!"
"It's gonna get bloody."

Gamer1: Ghost wast the shit!
Gamer2: Sucks he had to die!
Gamer1: Time to get revenge on Sheperd!!!

by zigzagelfy May 9, 2010

militia riders

A motorcycle club established in Singapore in the 1990s modeled after the traditional motorcycle clubs from the USA and Europe. Originally formed in 1999, in honor of Singapore’s militia military, which had served the state since Singapore seceded from the Federation of Malaysia in 1965.

The club has since established chapters in Malaysia and America, and is recognized as one of the few clubs of Asian-origin to have crossed cultural and traditional borders into the USA outlaw motorcycle scene.

South East Asia has their own paramilitary affliations with links to motorcycle clubs such as the Militia Riders of Singapore.

by Sin City April 9, 2015

Dick rider in the House of vampires

A terrible movie written by a notorious dick rider himself, Glenn Danzig . Terrible movie

Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits

by C. MURDER September 20, 2021