Return To Sender

An act made famous by the horrific film swap.avi where one woman pushes another womans shit back into her arsehole.
(while watching swap.avi)

Guy1: oh my God what is she doing??
Guy2: Return to Sender!
Guy1: (vomits)

by k0nfl1ct November 24, 2010

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a fart that leads to a premature evacuation of the rectum, however the the payload is returned back to safety

Rocky: Farts, "Excuse Me"
Pete : "WTF that stinks"
Rocky: "Even worse, it was a return to sender"
Pete : (runs to the bathroom to puke)

by DJ Inside February 17, 2004

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When a transgendered girlfriend ejaculates in her lovers mouth and her lover in turn, spits the semen back in her mouth.

I gave my girlfriend (Transgendered) a return to sender.

by southernkrusade October 31, 2010

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when blasting a chick anal style you feel something trying to escape but you just push it back in with your thrusting returning it to sender

i hate it when i'm doin my old lady and i have to return to sender

by hank817 August 8, 2005

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When you are having sex with a girl, but then you turn around and take a steaming shit on her butt, returning the fecal matter to a place where it knows.

We were getting pretty hot the other night until he gave me the old "Return to Sender", and now my sheets will never be the same...

by 420smokethistoo June 24, 2016

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After performing The Oden on a fortunate female, you send the severed head to the female's place of residence. Its funny because, not only is the severed head decaying in a box, but nobody's gonna be home to open the perishing package.

I sent "The Oden's Return to Sender" first class priority mail yesterday. The package better arrive at her place tomorrow or I'm gonna be pissed with the post office!

by Old Norse Õthinn November 21, 2006

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