Retch Retch

noun.: When the female is giving the male head. She makes a small insinuation in the guys scrotum. She then proceeds to drink orange juice and spit it into the males scrotum. She tapes up the Hole and saves it for later.

Adjective.: A nickname inferring that that person is gay, waste of time and/or has a sick mind. Basicly that person is a fagot.

That crazy bitch game me a retch retch.

My sack still hurts for that retch retch your mom gave me.

Your such a retch retch.

by 2 First Names July 31, 2009

Butt Retching

Butt Retching

verb
When you have diarrhea so bad that you have nothing left to pass, and your ass starts retching. Similar to when you have nothing left to vomit, but from your anus's point of view.

"Hey, is Steve coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, he has food poisoning. Left him butt retching for like three days."

by tommy two suits June 22, 2014

Rim Retch

The act of giving your loved one a rim job, then finding bits of toilet paper stuck in their corn-hole, and it making you so sick that you puke in their ass

"Last night I when I was pleasuring Roscoe, I rim retched because he didn't properly wipe"

by I_Went_There October 23, 2008

right retching

(verb) Anything which induces sudden vomiting; can be something seen, heard, felt, etc.

I was walking behind some ugly 500 lb whale when her pants dropped. She didn't have any undies on, which had me right retching

by Frisky John September 21, 2006

dry retch

When you try to vomit but there's nothing in your stomach, and hence you aren't able to vomit anything up.

I had a dry retch this morning. It was awful, I couldn't sick anything up!

by SteelRattus September 19, 2009

fully retched up spedmaster

there is something really really wrong with the person,retarded

omfg ur a fully retched up spedmaster

by james simpson July 7, 2006

Retched skum

Retched skum is a dirty fukker whom wants to eat the bloodclart money out your pockets.

Steve (your good friend) :Paul can I borrow £10 and I will give you it back Friday.

Paul : yeah sure I need that money back

Steve : calls Paul on the Friday and says I don’t have the money.

Paul : I need my money RIGHT NOW!

Steve : NO IM NOT GIVING YOU IT .

Paul : I’m gonna kill your family if you don’t give it me in the next 2 days.

Steve : NAH DON NOT HAPPENING.

Paul : 2 days have passed and I don’t have my money so I’m gonna pull out the Mac 10 on his family and gat them down the RETCHED SKUM.

by RicenPeas1#1 October 27, 2018