Your video will resume in _ seconds

No, it won't --- YouTube is gonna play at least one more ad before letting you watch your show again.

Now dat Fletcher Reede cannot actively tell fibs anymore, perhaps he can at least partially slake his "forked tongue" cravings by taking a job cueing up da product/political ads for YouTube videos --- since he would merely be playing da ads themselves but letting someone else do da inserting of da "Your video will resume in _ seconds" messages, said second computer-stiff will actually be doing da lying during da programs.

by QuacksO November 15, 2021

Resume from previous save

Double speed.

Hym "Resume from previous save at double speed. 'Guy who said things I don't like invents AI so I sandbag him.' Is the story here. Nothing else you have to say on the matter is relevant."

by Hym Iam September 2, 2025

show me your resume

A phrase used to request a fist bump. Usually used among climbers. Originally used to show that the other person is safe to climb with.

"Yo Somani, show me your resume!"

by 5.15 is only the beginning February 9, 2010

Sexual Resume

A document in which men can keep record of their sexual encounters, to be presented as proof of experience when enticing a lady friend.

Doug: "Hello Candy, I'd like to offer you a copy of my sexual resume. As you can see, when I was 13 I did the ziggy with a professional gymnist from the Czech Republic, when I was 15 I eiffel towered my friend cameron's sister (in his room), and at 19 I received my first rusty trombone from a Tibetan Yoga Master named Crystal. She has offered to provide a recommendation, if necessary."

by Pickups101 April 26, 2012

Strip Club Resume

Similar to a concert resume, a strip club resume is a complete and comprehensive list of strip clubs one has attended. Often casual conversation between fellow strip club goers. This resume lists the establishments, but is even more interesting when it includes names of dancers who caught one's attention or were exceptional at their craft.

My strip club resume so far has 5 clubs and more than 25 strippers listed. May it continue to prosper and grow till I am too poor, or too married, to go.

by suicune456 July 9, 2010

Social Resumé

A list of embarrassing/humiliating moments in your life that have happend to you in a social setting (i.e school, club, college, family dinner, ect.)

My Social Resumé consist of:
* Accidentaly farting in front of the boy I like.
* Walking with my pant zipper down in the aisle at church.

by DAR_2005 March 2, 2009