rectify

(v., tr./intr.) 1. To correct, make right. 2. To anally invade another.

"We rectified the problem so it was rectified after that." "Last night she was soooo rectified."

by Razukin December 1, 2002

rectify

To correct somebody who is clearly talking out of his arse.

After listening to his horseshit for a bit, I thought I'd rectify the situation.

by wiretapper October 24, 2016

rectumfrier

A salty way of saying "rectifier"

Hey, that's not a DIAC or a TRIAC; that's a little rectumfrier sending DC to the whozeewhatsits.

by durette March 14, 2017

rectumry

The places formally known as rectories where priests take little children to modlest them out of the public eye.

Father Brown took little Johny to his bedroom in the rectumry to play stash the salami.

by r to the ob March 27, 2004

rectumfire

when your fucking her in the ass without lube and it catches fire.

Andrew was fucking a tranny in the ass without lube and caused a rectumfire.

by robinct May 6, 2010

optical rectumitis

When your eyeball gets crossed with your asshole and you have a shitty outlook on life.

Bob's constant, unbending criticism of Joan lead her to beleive that he suffered from a bad case of optical rectumitis.

by Jack Squat March 27, 2003

Oral Rectumy

A surgical procedure to cut the line running from a persons rectum to thier mouth to keep them from talking shit.

Guy1: Man, I got some BJ and P from Julie last night, blasted on her face, then I bolted like a skeet skeet bandit.
Guy2: Her mom is right behind you; you need an oral rectumy.

by Bill Hawko August 20, 2010