Reaps

*covers ears and hides under a bin*

This man never shuts up and is very irritating throughout the day...when it sleeps it hangs from the ceiling shielding itself in a cocoon of its own wings!

by Reaps is a gh3y b0i July 24, 2003

norwood reaper

The "norwood reaper" knocks at your door when you start to lose hair to take you to the "norwood cemetery".

The word norwood refers to the Hamilton–Norwood scale which is used to classify the stages of male pattern baldness.

Originally used at lookism.net and similar sites like looksmax.me the term eventually gained more popularity when it got introduced to the misc.

A: I'm losing hair in the shower and it looks like my hairline starts to receed. I'm just 18?!
B: Norwood reaper takes all - looks like it's over.

by norwoodreaper November 16, 2019

bum reap

Bum reap is the act of harvesting someone's soul, in this case it is the soul of a homeless, or one with similar socioeconomic status that the label "bum" is appropriate, hence the name. The use of "bum reap" can be even more local than that of some person. It can apply to severed body parts (hand, torso, tentacles, etc.), cut off from the host individual, and made into a "bum" part.

Reaping a bum or a bum part are both encompassed by the meaning of the word 'bum reap', and to put someone's severed body parts to rest can be expressed as 'bum reaping them'.

The benefit of bum reaps are bountiful. By reaping the particular bum, or bum parts, they would be prevented from committing all sorts of heinous acts, or from mutating into a Gonadnarel and murder everyone. The harvested soul would then go on to fuel a celestial love machine, pumping love into the world. Hot love. Or "Hawt wuv" as it is so in a more sophisticated language.

Bum reaps are hence carried out in the name of hawt wuvs.

"we must bum reap him before it is too late!"

by Some random fangirl April 24, 2013

reaper reminder

What you get the morning after tangling with a Carolina Reaper pepper, the burning sensation of taking the dump to get it out of your body.

Ted really went after it when he ordered 10 Carolina Reaper chicken wings last night. He powered through 6 and then tapped out, though he took the remaining four to-go and finished them later in the eve. The next morning he got the early morning reaper reminder and remained skittish about his PMBM that was coming later that day. The whole experience gave new meaning to heat seat.

by the comand'r February 4, 2021

Lil Reaper

A young music artist from Simi Valley CA.
The founder of the brand “Bloody Paradox”.
Birth Name: Ivan Alexander Maradiaga.
Member of the label 630 Sound.

have you heard the new song Lil Reaper just dropped?

by Bloody Paradox March 23, 2021

Dig Bar Gay Raps

Dig Bar Gay Raps is a prominent rapper who often raps about partaking in homosexual activities. His famous song "Three Big Balls" has extended it's reach to ove two million people. He is truly an inspiration to us all.

Person 1: Have you heard Dig Bar Gay Raps new song

Person 2: yes T'was straight bussin

by uwuanimsyt April 28, 2022

Raps in 4

JordansBulls decided to start some threads (something he does quite often) before a season, I think it was the 08-09 season, all based on voting who would finish where in the standings, and then voting on the playoffs after that. Kinda like predicting the season before the season.

Of course JB decided it would be a good idea to base everything on votes in the polls. And didn't have the foresight to realize things would be skewed by fanbases that are better represented on here, like the Raptors.

Naturally, when it came time to vote on the playoffs, the Raps won every series they were in, in 4 games, and went on to win the Finals. Toronto Raptors, RealGM NBA champions.

Commenter 1: Who's going to win the NBA championship Mavs or Heat

Commenter 2: Raps in 4

*Commenter 1 behind his computer screen shaking his head*

Commenter 1: SMH Fucking Raptor fan

by VCBOSHRAPTORS November 13, 2011